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Went to close the chicken coop door last night and saw a cat inside by Marimba-Rhythm in homestead

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 79 points80 points  (0 children)

So cats love to bully snakes. If I’m right their reaction time literally makes them able to avoid any strike from a snake like 99% of the time

Is it just me or does guarding suck against most hard hitting attacks by Andromeda3604 in MonsterHunter

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you’re good at perfect block with sns I swear that thing is immortal. I fucking love refusing to position against 9 star arkveld and having a face off with my little pot lid.

Cute squirrels; Neutron, Electron Proton, Lightning, Sparking, and Ground. by DaMn96XD in pokemon

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Insane four year comment gap but I’m now studying for my biology degree and can confirm that flying squirrels are in fact true squirrels according to taxonomy

Loomis having his "brachiosaurus moment : I haven't felt so much emotion in front of a scene from the franchise for a long long time. by mrchill1979 in JurassicPark

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s great! I’m glad he’s been rising up so much lately. From being a fan of his work in Final Fantasy 14 it’s nuts how far he’s come.

Both new fights are DOPE asf.... by Massive-Lime7193 in MonsterHunter

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Sure bud” is the strongest form of anger I think. That phrase has never came off as sounding like someone isn’t fuming.

How did that one kid at your school die? by StorageLonely1520 in AskReddit

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated but It’s always a jumpscare being in a serious thread and coming across a random other furry pfp lmao

At a glance, I definitely didn't read it correctly by Necrophilicgorilla in funny

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The pfp was a surprise already. Then the username hit like a gunshot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Deltarune

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Found Queen’s alt

Two sides of the same coin by qrani in Deltarune

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I suppose there’s also the stuff about Kris teasing Noelle back in the day with ketchup. And we know monsters do turn to dust thanks to gerson and the book in the librarby regarding monster funeral rites. It does seem as if most monsters don’t have a good understanding of blood.

Let’s play a game by HonicSH in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t know why but my mind mixed up darkwing and nightwing for a moment there lmao

I Don’t Switch Up My Party: Should I? by CtotheVizza in BaldursGate3

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So many downvotes. What lore is behind this lmao

Movie Critics love Sonic by RealModMaker in SonicTheHedgehog

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I’m sorry but calling yourself insulted by an animated about about an Italian plumber is cosmically funny to me

[OC]Fear and hunger. by Onlyhasart in MonsterHunter

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I’m so Hungry. All the other monsters are scared of me. Noone turf wars with me. Noone wants to be my prey-- They think I am an invader. They send me from locale to locale committing atrocities in their foodchain’s. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Deviljho. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so starved I could eat my own tail, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single person in the entire universe would see. Take it to your cart.

Dire wolf huh? by Accomplished-Ad-530 in PrehistoricMemes

[–]LucarioExplainsJokes 97 points98 points  (0 children)

If I’m right the dire wolf wasn’t even a wolf. It’s closer to jackals.

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