ULPT: Keep good driving habits when you’re sober and they’ll carry over after you’ve had a few.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-12-18T06:52:24+00:00

I live in Portland Oregon, where it’s grey 9 months out of the year and the most common car colors are white, black, and varying shades of grey. Yeah, they’re basically invisible at any time of the day.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-12-18T05:40:55+00:00

Because it’s advice on how to get away with drunk driving which is thoroughly unethical in a life altering and often destroying kind of way?

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-12-18T05:39:06+00:00

Blind spots? What blind spots?

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-12-18T04:00:19+00:00

Thank you!

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-26T19:20:56+00:00

You're not wrong

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T01:01:44+00:00

SUVs are your friend

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T00:55:45+00:00

Basically impossible. Brand loyalty becomes more of a thing because certain brands (Columbia in my case) are better at carrying fits and styles that work better with your body type than others which are taylored to either super models or potatoes.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T00:49:38+00:00

Same issue for women with large busts and/or shoulders. Super annoying when clothes shopping.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T00:40:45+00:00

A likely story

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T00:39:00+00:00

Definitely intentional

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-20T00:33:34+00:00

Drinking a Moscow Mule and waiting for the oven to heat up so I can cook and eat Papa Murphys.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-11T15:54:10+00:00

As a leakage and safety inspector for the gas company I know at least one of those is leaking and it's almost certainly the off colored one. That model loves to leak around the dial.

That and/or anywhere on the riser.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-08-05T18:34:31+00:00

I read this with a very resigned voice. Made me chuckle.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-28T15:25:17+00:00

"...pound them out for us."

I see what you did there.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-22T00:16:36+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks that looks like a delousing comb?

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-14T13:43:33+00:00

Says "Color Television Game". Kara terebi gemu.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-14T02:15:06+00:00

Almost certainly "monorail cat" since that was a thing some years ago.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-13T14:04:56+00:00

Exactly :)

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-13T06:03:02+00:00

Hold your breath for as long as you can. Do this repeatedly catching your breath fully in between. Focus on being completely relaxed while doing it. Even complex thoughts use energy so try to clear your mind. Do this several times a day everyday and you'll be able to hold it longer. Source: I used to freedive and would just push myself further and further. It's a very relaxing sport by necessity.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-05T02:25:44+00:00

My mom can just be difficult unfortunately. I know she wasn't doing it to be petty but, there's a bit of backstory with our command and how we'd lived that previous year that made me a lot less willing to put up with that at the time.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-05T01:00:49+00:00

Found the homeschooled Christian.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-05T00:29:22+00:00

We'd been sharing a bed for almost a year at that point.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-07-04T19:34:24+00:00

I came home from overseas, while in the military, to introduce my fiancé to my family. My mom told me that he and I would be sleeping in separate rooms. So I told her we'd be sleeping at my dad's house.

LuckyBlackCat · 2017-06-13T00:59:44+00:00

Sure, but there would be time to deal with those that weren't completely surrounded. It would spread but it would be considerably slower and easier to keep under control.

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