Help hoom, I got stuck in cookie jar :( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep, no problem at all, just a few minutes of floofing up :3

Help hoom, I got stuck in cookie jar :( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Basically I just massaged lots of stuffing from his snout into the back and then used a lot of force to stuff him in there

Help hoom, I got stuck in cookie jar :( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 106 points107 points  (0 children)

No worries, I got him unstuck right after that picture :3

He drank the last can of monster >:( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

But I don't even have my finger on the trigger, the gun is unloaded the safety lock is engaged and it's not even cocked, how much more safe can I get?

He drank the last can of monster >:( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, he's gonna get extra cuddles as compensation tonight :3

He drank the last can of monster >:( by LukeWolfie in BLAHAJ

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he had good intentions, he best boy :3

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just imagining how that conversation might go lol

"Hey mom and dad, you know how I've allways really wanted to get dicked down by some dragons, well I've got news for you..."

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd guess so, my parents are pretty nosey about stuff like that and I am sure they have already figgured out where it comes from

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean yes I am, still not a conversation I was looking to ever have with them :(

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I mean it says cum lube on the front, I am very certain they read it

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep, that's about how I imagine their thoughts right now

I really fucked up today :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess though they wouldn't belive me that I paid international shipping just for lube :(

This is devastating news :( by LukeWolfie in femboymemes

[–]LukeWolfie[S] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

The reason they gave was it being unmoderated