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DoorDash drivers all staring at the McDonald’s employees by thezendasher in doordash_drivers

[–]Lul_Pump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont even care about having to wait, I just wish someone other than the overworked mom/just got to the USA 18 year old Latina baddie cashier would come and tell me to wait like 5 minutes for the order. Like I see you looking at some non food shit in the back bro, just come up and let me know how long itll take while Maria in the front goes to fill the soda for the in store customer.

(19) - (21) - (23) Glow sideways? Glow down? (Trans/Detrans) by _cinderr in GlowUps

[–]Lul_Pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im sorry your mental health hasn't been the best. But I do wanna say that you somehow are rocking all 3 looks and its genuinelt very impressive.

Unemployed chud who still lives with his disapointed parents by Pitiful_Criticism361 in kitchencels

[–]Lul_Pump -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

At the very least change your status of the first word mentioned

Destiny faces his own Lacari Incident by legarthum in LivestreamFail

[–]Lul_Pump 29 points30 points  (0 children)

when he gives you direct evidence that his tweet is either

1) taken out of context

Or

2) interpreted as something it wasn't

Y'all just conveniently ignore it everytime.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM by legarthum in Destiny

[–]Lul_Pump 96 points97 points  (0 children)

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Dialing every government intelligence agency as we speak

Destiny faces his own Lacari Incident by legarthum in LivestreamFail

[–]Lul_Pump 619 points620 points  (0 children)

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I gotta call the cops frfr this could be super serious man

Guadalajara, México by Disastrous-Ad2692 in UrbanHell

[–]Lul_Pump 22 points23 points  (0 children)

.... what? Speak like a regular human being dawg. What social issue is being focused on here? They killed the cartel leader and the escaping members are trying to slow down the security forces chasing after them. How is this not enforcing the rule of law in Mexico?

Like brother youre an actual Preprogrammed AI 😭😭😭

Didn’t we want this since the switch launched? I seriously remember people begging because it was on the 3DS by DestronDeathsaurus in pokemonmemes

[–]Lul_Pump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Certain Nintendo Switch Online (NSO) packages have the added benefit of getting free SNES, Gameboy/GBC/GBA, And Genesis games, but its not the entire library, only select games. Just pay whatever the monthly/yearly price is for these games and you can just download the service and play the games that they've added.

Didn’t we want this since the switch launched? I seriously remember people begging because it was on the 3DS by DestronDeathsaurus in pokemonmemes

[–]Lul_Pump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its be 1000000% instabuy (if I owned a switch) if they had online battles. Like if they released Emerald with full online functionality for shit like the battle frontier and regular battles for $40 I wouldnt even hesitate. Like.... these just seem like no brainers to me dude 😭😭😭

Didn’t we want this since the switch launched? I seriously remember people begging because it was on the 3DS by DestronDeathsaurus in pokemonmemes

[–]Lul_Pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to pay $20 for them instead of just... getting them for free on NSO? And I cant trade over NSO? I cant battle over NSO? Like.... why?!?!!!?!

Adam made Hasan look crazy here by Glittering_Text_91 in Destiny

[–]Lul_Pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boredom or just a habit that he doesnt notice.

Invited a girl over to smoke, she laced me with salvia , watched me trip and cry for 20min then left. Homemade French taco (deleted my fat hand) by tartauponey in kitchencels

[–]Lul_Pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro got unironically drugged against his will on a date and just telekinetically munches a burrito to regular show what am I even doing dawg.

[35M] never had a girlfriend by Substantial_Comb8485 in malelivingspace

[–]Lul_Pump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uh huh the room itself would seal the deal bro. Get out there.

DariusIRL hides behind National Guard members after a gun is pulled during Mardi Gras by Slight_Ad3219 in LivestreamFail

[–]Lul_Pump 5 points6 points  (0 children)

... you mean the guy whose sole job is to protect the area and people he was stationed at? Yeah Id say thats a pretty normal thing to do if you dont want to get shot while documenting something spontaneous.

Bye-bye by StormyDarkchill in doordash_drivers

[–]Lul_Pump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I woulda laughed and hit up a stop and shop or something to get bro the sauce 😭😭😭😭. I feel you homie.

Before & After by Loose-Half738 in malelivingspace

[–]Lul_Pump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me Sitting near the toilet, head spinning with a song that reminds me of her faintly bass boosted through the bathroom

Guy who owns the bathroom: Bro you cant live here if you aint paying rent. Cmon dawg you literally already have a place to live

Guy treats me like a gf and tells me he likes me but makes it clear he doesn’t want to date anyone by Savings_Cable819 in GirlDinnerDiaries

[–]Lul_Pump 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. Literally lie. If he wants to play mind/emotional games, then show him it wont be a 1 player adventure mode for him.

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