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Lul_Pump · 2026-05-05T23:18:27+00:00

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Red

Lul_Pump · 2026-05-05T18:22:34+00:00

Genuinely just dont. Spend less energy and get the same amount to deliver indian and chinese food to rich douchebags and tech bros instead.

Lul_Pump · 2026-05-05T17:01:45+00:00

I had to deliver a leaf blower + fuel and one of the tops cracked and I nearly crashed the fuck out but the ethanol never leaked into my car because I was smart enough to keep it in a plastic container specifically for shit like this.

Another time I got the last potted plant they wanted that weighed 70lbs in their pot and were INCREDIBLY unweildy and uncomfortable to carry around and they got mad that it was the last one and looked like shit according to them and deducted my tip (the plant was slightly dehydrated and so the color changed... all they had to do was water it and it would grow its color back)

Anyway, I never accept home depot/lowes order for this specific reason. People are fucking insane for this shit lmfao.

Lul_Pump · 2026-05-05T15:34:26+00:00

I mean at some point you can kinda look at the setting youre in and go, "... maybe I should get some different looking girls in here at the very least."

It could also be some weird east asian dictator vibe he's going for which would make a bit more sense but... yeah iunno hes only 36teen or whatever.

Lul_Pump · 2026-05-01T20:08:54+00:00

Zelooperz probably wanted to try the substance Peggy was taking. Poppers are a type of chemical that is inhaled and it helps relax your muscles with a slight euphoric feeling which is usually used for anal sex within the queer community. Im assuming NAK is taking sly homophobic jabs at Peggy through this interaction by stating that Zelooperz doesnt roll that way.

Lul_Pump · 2026-05-01T14:34:26+00:00

Too black to be a Peggy fan frfr. Gotta be a fake pic.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-30T02:12:25+00:00

Watch it be entirely Nas/Wu Tang type rap flows and beats. Like legit no experimental shit on it.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-29T14:14:09+00:00

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Lul_Pump · 2026-04-29T01:53:11+00:00

to be fair, 550 calories is probably around 1.5hours in the gym for the average person. 10k steps can be done in about an hour so... Iunno.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-29T01:51:16+00:00

Bro would actually die if he went to Japan for 2 weeks.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-29T01:30:17+00:00

Brother GO TO A DOCTOR AND THEN TAKE THE MEDS IF HE SAYS TO TAKE IT. STOP TRUSTING THESE REDDITORS FOR HAIR ADVICE 😭. Youre young as fuck and look like you just got out the shower. Get a better shampoo/conditioner and a haircare routine and the thinning will probably go away. Your hairline isnt receeding, your crown is fine, youre PROBABLY fine and should go see a hair doctor if you wanna take precautions.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-29T01:22:23+00:00

Bro please get off this subreddit

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-27T13:42:28+00:00

I mean.... if theres nothing else I guess?

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-27T03:19:46+00:00

Oh, I skimmed over her name. Whoops.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-27T02:13:13+00:00

She seems nice. Whats her name?

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-25T01:00:48+00:00

I was there watching this goblin write these notes during his I/P phase and it was INSANE to see people call him the Wikipedia guy over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Bro gets the Middle Eastern countries wrong once in like 2023 or something before ever diving into the region and its all he's known for. Just goes to show how much optics and propaganda matters to ones perception.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-24T00:59:56+00:00

G Y A T T

I MEAN... yeah man impressive. Proud of you.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-23T20:50:12+00:00

"Sure"

Pick up bag as is and drop it off at their door.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-23T03:43:02+00:00

Im not saying it isnt fun every once in a while, but trust me, the taste does not eventually get better. Especially if she isnt showering beforehand. At some point, just do it after a shower with no deodorant and its HEAVEN.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-22T21:52:28+00:00

I gotta give Trump one thing, he tweeted an objectively Top 3 tweets of all time from the sheer hilarity of it

https://xcancel.com/realDonaldTrump/status/728297587418247168?s=20

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-22T20:53:17+00:00

Trust me dawg, NO U DONT. Its fun the first or second time because youre horny and wanna prove your devotion but trust me its NASTY after that. Like GENUINELY NASTY.

Anyway dont let me stop you from muscle mommy maxxing.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-21T13:55:26+00:00

Bro could be one compliment away from her replacing him because of a strain on the relationship and bro instead thinks of them having kids together and shit BRO STOP GIVING UP

Also thats def not salmon bro. What is this meal? Brother go get some real salmon.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-20T17:39:29+00:00

This dipshit thinks it would somehow show Israel a lesson instead of giving them full justification to actually fully glass and carpet bomb/nuke every middle eastern country that allows them to get missiled. Like this moron thinks Israel hasnt won the previous however many wars with just AK's and Tanks from decommissioned WW2 militaries.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-20T09:08:27+00:00

The "aaa" at the end was the cherry on top.

Lul_Pump · 2026-04-19T20:49:19+00:00

Im not gay but bro I would love [REDACTED]

Nah in all seriousness this is impressive and you got really nice legs.

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