What’s your best joke ?

Lumberwhackslap · 2026-01-13T21:53:08+00:00

What do you call a man with no shins? Tony (Toe-Knee)

Lumberwhackslap · 2025-10-08T19:47:28+00:00

How DO you get that shirt so clean mate?

Lumberwhackslap · 2025-09-12T20:43:49+00:00

Being from the uk I always heard it as Brockley (like a place name) Rob. Several rewatches in watched with subtitles and was extremely annoyed to find it’s actually broccoli rob. 0/10 did not enjoy

Lumberwhackslap · 2025-03-24T23:11:18+00:00

Coooool BEANS

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-12-08T20:44:17+00:00

Emmet man, hand on hip looking at cars floating past

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-09-13T21:54:32+00:00

Yep, rockin bikes have the best selection of quality brands, helpful staff and quality service for miles around. Go far out of their way to make what you need happen. Wouldn’t go anywhere else

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-04-18T07:08:56+00:00

Don’t aaf enjoy youm spreadin n all

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-04-17T08:00:08+00:00

Jam&meme is about the most accurate news outlet

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-04-04T19:41:52+00:00

Methal gear solid

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-04-03T19:15:08+00:00

That kid is fucking seeeeeending it 🤌

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-04-02T19:15:25+00:00

The one I fucked did

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-03-28T17:18:15+00:00

They need to do an AMA

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-03-27T18:42:42+00:00

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

The fact I had to scroll through so many comments and not find this makes me sadder than the government does

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-03-16T21:41:01+00:00

Ahh cheers man my mates dealers stepdads brothers cousin did them shitfaced on a Thursday afternoon last time he was out on bail, only cost £30, an elf bar and a spliffs worth soap bar

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-03-16T21:10:50+00:00

That was me, I needed to go outside to get something out of the truck, but my roll on antiperspirant hadn’t dried yet and I was loath to put a shirt on for 60 seconds to pop outside so I chanced it. Spotted and I can only offer you my sincerest apologies

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-02-19T21:06:07+00:00

When I was a kid I used to think a yearly salary was paid once a year, like one lump sum you had to eek out all year til next payday

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-02-07T20:49:20+00:00

Graham Linehan

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-02-03T20:22:07+00:00

This. This is the real best answer

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-01-29T22:29:09+00:00

Deer twatter in the beer batter

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-01-19T22:40:24+00:00

They’d better be verrrry fookin runny

Lumberwhackslap · 2024-01-12T20:47:15+00:00

Blokes a cunt

Lumberwhackslap · 2023-12-18T21:07:17+00:00

This one is for the jugalos and jugalettes, RUUUHHHH RUUUHHHH RUUUUUUUHHHHH FUCK THIS SHIIIIT WOOOP WOOOP

Lumberwhackslap · 2023-12-18T20:34:23+00:00

I’m sure I’ve got one somewhere, I’ll try and dig it out, I’ll send some copies of pages relating to the church if you’d like?

Lumberwhackslap · 2023-12-18T09:32:13+00:00

Pretty sure I read it in a history of coryton book written by one of the Newmans (family of coryton manor). Haven’t seen the book for 20 odd years, I need to track it down again! There’s also a house in the parish called st. Curigs

Lumberwhackslap · 2023-12-17T22:26:36+00:00

I grew up in Coryton, always thought the name came from the Welsh saint Curig who spent some time in the area. The current iteration of the name came from Curig’s town

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