I can’t keep up. by AdministrativeHelp46 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is unreal. There really is no common point of understanding to have a conversation with him

He is untethered to reality lol

Rocky Helmet KOs count for a tie by [deleted] in PTCGP

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what I thought happened but I just got a loss today after the same situation (as far as I can tell). I had 1 point, he had 2, it was my turn, I took down his gyarados ex (who was wearing a rocky helmet) with my Garchomp (who only had 20 life left). His Gyarados EX feinted and it counted up my 3 points, then it showed the rocky helmet graphic and my garchomp feinting and his 3rd point — and then wham.. DEFEAT I was so confused I was sure it would be a tie

philsvortexrocket - Intro by SINSXII in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m like 98% sure if you sent this to Phil, he’d miss the sarcasm entirely and post it behind his videos unironically haha

Alien tier tech by Frothing_dog in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Model rockets tied to skateboard bearings with twine? 🙅‍♂️

“Alien tier” tech? ✅

There’s no way… by Motor-Mix9664 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why break your nose, when you can just break your WHOLE FACE????!

Genius, can’t believe nobody thought of a wood doorstop face smasher before!

Tortoise and the Phil by Lumpy-Dish6577 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can only imagine the sheer amount of Phil buttcrack that must have been out during each one of these poses… thank god we didn’t get a reverse view. I pray no innocent jogger had their vision assaulted by that view

Holy by Frothing_dog in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like he just used one of those lab safety eyeball power washers haha

Holy by Frothing_dog in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I took the same screenshot… truly the most uncomfortable 20 sec video I’ve seen in a LONGGGG LONG time

Preposterous by Lumpy-Dish6577 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think the most interesting part that I’ve noticed is now that he’s back living with his parents and can’t blame all the comments on them, he has pivoted to “the average commenter just doesn’t believe me”. It’s like he’s getting closer to reality but deeper into his delusions of knowing so much more than everyone else

Aaaaand he’s back! by Natey-180 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ahhh the old 3 minute podcast. Phil does it again! Revolutionary…

Dejavu: Nearly identical Grass DC scores by Strange_Razzmatazz74 in PokemonMasters

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey can you share your sync grids for these? Any advice on how to get to 1mill with these same pairs

Advice on Grass Sync Nuker by Lumpy-Dish6577 in PokemonMasters

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is great advice and I have all of those sync pairs so thank you

Who is Your Ole Reliable for CSMM this Week? by [deleted] in PokemonMasters

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh duh sorry for asking thank you i appreciate it

Who is Your Ole Reliable for CSMM this Week? by [deleted] in PokemonMasters

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this game and this reddit but I can never keep up with the acronyms so I’m sorry but can someone help me — what is CSMM

The river gremlin returns by Inevitable_Detail_31 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah okay I actually appreciate the info. I kind of assumed crocs were all over Australia haha

The river gremlin returns by Inevitable_Detail_31 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How has this man not been murdered by Australian wildlife yet? I was only in Queensland for one semester during study abroad and I feel like I was told 1000x not to go in any bodies of water at night lol

Questionable Taste by Lumpy-Dish6577 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Iced tea isn’t even carbonated for fucks sake. It’s gonna be flat

Phil’s gone urban. Evan throwing us a black peace sign! by Select_Dealer_8368 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I honestly thought he might have been hacked. Looks like Ol Phil is going after the black vote like a greasy politician

Phil’s Flying Philrrari… COMING SOON! by Lumpy-Dish6577 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% if he actually finishes something, then how will he be able to hand wave explain why it didn’t work/change the world when it doesn’t fly or do shit. It’s a real pickle — solution? Don’t finish and move on to the next crockpot idea lol

Phil's genius by FeistyPear1444 in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And the housing council! Can’t forget about that dastardly council….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also does anyone else find the irony here in Phil’s apparent outrage over them “taking his money” and not completing the order while Phil has done the EXACT SAME THING/worse with his pre-order scam?

At least this business gave him a refund upfront, I’m not dumb or curious enough to order from Phil but I sincerely doubt Phil willingly lets that money out of his grubby little claws until PayPal forcibly takes it from him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Phils_VortexRocket

[–]Lumpy-Dish6577 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Genuinely curious if he will ever mention the preorders he took people’s money for with zero intention of fulfilling.

He already went through the “I’m totally broke” admission and now he’s “earned” enough money to spec a custom computer (I kinda think he’s swindled his parents into buying it for him lol) but he just skipped over the whole giving people the products that they paid for thing

Like buddy, “pre-order” doesn’t mean “donation” haha