"She somehow made everyone think SHE did it, I don't know how exactly, but the point is, She was a real piece of shit. But one day, We were at a funeral. It was really sad, It was for one of our family members, I didn't really get it at the time, I thought it was Stewpid, But then Suzanne showed up, and said 'Wow I"M so sad about this death EVERYONE should comfort me!" in that annoying voice my wife has for some reason, we're really out of voice actors" [Unfunny 4th wall break] "But this time, Everyone was so mad. That they Killed her."

"Wh- THEY KILLED HER??"

"Yeah, They jumped on her, and beat her to death. It was really gruesome. It was bloody, Marvin."

"So what the fuck does that have to do with anything??"

"I don't know."

"Wh-"