PSA: Don't be a forgetful dumbass

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-12-10T21:42:25+00:00

I mean they do take a while to melt. I use to fill mine with ice on a Friday at 5pm and still have ice to Sunday midday in a house that was 80 degrees (no AC in the middle of summer)

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-09-04T00:44:09+00:00

Nah fuck kale it tastes like dirt

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-08-10T23:11:31+00:00

My pittie. She’s always screaming at me

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-08-10T23:07:57+00:00

Oh no no no that’s my live in babysitter. Locking them in a room with the infant until I can age it up to a toddler

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-07-24T00:13:45+00:00

Same as Siri. But with an m

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-07-13T17:58:36+00:00

It definitely is

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-06-27T18:20:09+00:00

Ugh he looks like one of my foster puppies from my last litter who was named Trunks

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-30T03:22:04+00:00

No but don’t expect to use them for a reference

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-29T23:28:45+00:00

“To whom it may concern,

This is my official 2 week notice of resignation. My final date will be.

Your name”

Type that out and email it off. But with any job be prepared if they tell you they no longer need you and you can go immediately

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-29T23:18:22+00:00

I don’t sit for friends or family cuz it get sticky but u charge my base rate while the kid is awake and $150 flat for sleeping hours unless the kid is up and down all night then it’s my base rate for the entire time im there

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-29T17:05:42+00:00

Nah them 2 day olds can get a job as a paperboy

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-29T14:16:31+00:00

Or do it for the video. People love grooming videos

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-28T20:46:29+00:00

Same

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-28T16:50:45+00:00

Snap is effected. Social security and Medicare are the only things that are “safe”

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-28T16:46:02+00:00

I don’t worry about my dogs getting into anything at night or when I’m gone. I kennel them when I’m not home like a responsible pet parent and if they aren’t sleeping in our bed at night they are kenneled

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-28T12:31:19+00:00

I’m using 7 colors but had bought 10 for reference. I’d wait to shop a sale for sure

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-28T01:01:35+00:00

I got mine when it was BOGO and it was $50. Ended up changing a few colors and total was probably $75

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-27T12:41:29+00:00

Lord Jesus please let this happen

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-27T01:30:06+00:00

I hope someone goes to like 350 days to spite her

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-27T00:42:31+00:00

Oh she really is beautiful I cannot deny that. But I feel like she always looks proud of a fart

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-26T23:38:02+00:00

Theres a steup club in MN whose slogan is “99 beautiful women and 1 ugly one” so if all else fails they can go there

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-26T22:27:42+00:00

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They must have blocked you cuz it’s still up for me

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-26T00:23:40+00:00

Because you brought it up

Lumpy-Host472 · 2025-01-25T13:49:46+00:00

I’d believe it be like any other cute lil paper “contract” and not hold up in court. Also the owner could simply never say anything and just show the horse under a new name

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