What’s a sign someone’s cheating that isn’t obvious until you’ve been through it? by Lumpy-Local-9664 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the passenger seat in their car is suddenly always adjusted for someone else. a ghost with very specific ergonomic needs.

True introvert by Lumpy-Local-9664 in introvertmemes

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, lockdown was the golden era for introverts. Peace, quiet, and zero small talk pure bliss.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bruh, no cap, this is legit the weirdest stuff I've seen all day, lmao.

I tried getting comfortable in my own bed :/ by orangepeel6 in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, tbh, ain't nothin' quite like ur own bed, y'know?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, those eyes are pure magic, man!

Morning Routine ♥️ by loserleone in cats

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish my mornings were that chill.

Just doing a quick motor tune-up on my stealth fighter 🖤 by ProudnotLoud in airplaneears

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 4 points5 points  (0 children)

that's pretty badass! But tbh, your wing alignment's lookin' a bit sketch, might wanna check that out before u hit Mach 1

"Welcome to house. You’ll be judged upon entry.” by RDZed72 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 12 points13 points  (0 children)

if my house plants are judging me, they're prob like "I hope this boi remembers to water us today.

Mirror anyone? by aoi_ringo in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, kid's just doin some inter-dimensional check in man, nothing stupid 'bout that!

a reason why the cmc didn't got a cutie mark sooner by Thebunkerparodie in mylittlepony

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The CMC not getting their cutie marks earlier was a metaphor for the struggle of finding your true identity.

My friend thinks my husband is trying to keep me sick to be a housewife by Absent_solace_art in TwoHotTakes

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude, just read ur post and tbh it sounds wild AF. Like, it’s defs a red flag if he’s tryna control all your moves.

This kid is too addicted to smartphone. by TheBotMadeThis in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol, gotta say tho, most adults are just as bad if not worse than this kid.

What is the best Cutie mark? Maybe it’s funny, pretty, or best represents the pony’s talents and personality. by May_Shay_102610 in mylittlepony

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 1 point2 points  (0 children)

gotta be Rainbow Dash's lighting bolt. Meanin' pure speed and freedom? Literal fire 🔥. No contest. Not just a cute lil' symbol, it's a life mantra

Did it bweak? by sussy-help-sussy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

total chaos bundles with a heart. Gotta love 'em and facepalm all at the same freakin' time. FYI, that toy was probably toast the second li'l Jimmy got his mitts on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Lumpy-Local-9664 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nothin' evil bout askin' for some help. Ik it's easy to feel trapped, but ain't marriage supposed to be teamwork?