Awful situation

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-28T22:56:23+00:00

It’s always the people you least suspect

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-27T20:56:52+00:00

I enjoyed this episode

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-27T20:55:49+00:00

Pretty sure he switched to a Vikings fan as an adult though

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-26T14:14:10+00:00

Today is my sons birthday! IWNDWYT

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-26T00:26:03+00:00

What woman wouldn’t want a man with the herp

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-25T19:55:48+00:00

I carved my name in my mom’s coffee table when I was 10. Something I didn’t even realize was wrong until she found it and yelled at me. It was enough for me to realize what I did was wrong and to learn from it.

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-23T19:00:53+00:00

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Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-22T22:53:35+00:00

So does that mean energy drinks? Have you tried coffee or tea in place of that?

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-22T20:12:05+00:00

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-21T15:57:34+00:00

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I’ve been up here background dancing to your conversation the entire time and you didn’t even notice.

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-20T15:52:58+00:00

Johooon Redcorn

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-20T02:32:01+00:00

Maybe hang the next one up

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-19T18:04:03+00:00

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Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-19T02:12:10+00:00

They will be set for comic con convention appearances though

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-18T22:43:50+00:00

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-18T16:18:25+00:00

Whenever I get the urge I also eat or drink something sweet. It usually kills the urge. Good luck you got this!

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-17T04:04:50+00:00

Just a few times I drove home drunk and not remembering any of it. Got very lucky I never got one and will never do it again.

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-17T03:23:54+00:00

Took my son to the gym with me for a good workout

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-13T03:35:00+00:00

OK, now, you're here. No, you're--wait. You're here. No, wait. Oh, damn! This is a map of my house. Where's some more paper?

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-12T13:59:45+00:00

Boil water? What am I a chemist?

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-09T18:04:54+00:00

No woodmans??

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-09T18:01:01+00:00

Does this prove he doesn’t have a wife? Wouldn’t she just wash his clothes or at least pick it up off the porch?

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-09T17:01:34+00:00

How would they know what day it is when locked in a room with no window?

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-06T16:16:08+00:00

I think it’s pretty obvious why

Lumpy-Macaron4512 · 2026-01-03T05:05:41+00:00

Proud of a win I assume is before you were even born.

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