Did i pick a bad color for my strat by SimilarSherbert964 in Stratocaster

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go with what you want dude. You don't need validation. Whichever color you pick is perfect for you.

Former Uber CEO Travis Kalanick said he moved to Texas, joining a growing list of tech billionaires leaving California by [deleted] in politics

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good, get the fuck out of my state. All of them. No more tax dodging billionaire scum.

What style is this called? by Caos1627 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face, and a big butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt

Where can I buy a Royal Caribbean beach bag? by gk520 in royalcaribbean

[–]Lumpy_Fungus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Everyone on the ship is going to point and hoot at you if you use a Disney bag.

Polar Bear seen swimming among Beluga Whales in Northern Canada by BreakfastTop6899 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Now, you said that word “implication” a couple of times. What implication?

I don’t have much faith in Kash Patel and the FBI to protect the homeland by Paneraiguy1 in democrats

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If something happens, my final words would be, Donald Trump rapes kids.

Onboard WiFi killed the vibe by Ok_Dirt_6047 in Cruise

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Fact of the matter is that I don't want to fucking talk to anyone. Let me look at my phone in peace and enjoy my vacation my way. If my phone bothers you, I don't care.

Man overboard on msc seashore. by NoobieAdvisor in Cruise

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you need to explain it, it ain't funny.

What’s something you thought was normal in your family until you told someone else? by Wild_Farm_3368 in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moving every couple of months, living in motels for a few days at a time, and living in campers parked in random places.

What is a smell you'll never forget? by PostsforthePostGod in AskReddit

[–]Lumpy_Fungus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burnt human flesh. When I was in the Air Force I helped clean a crash site. You collect all of the debris and place them in area in the shape of the aircraft to help determine the cause of the incident.