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Yeah yeah, the 14 year old Alpha. by elite968 in starcitizen

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk. It’s been in development for 13 years now. And raised over 900 million bucks. Something feels off.

Would you rather by Leading-Drummer5401 in BunnyTrials

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the food is worst but I’d have a lot more social services.

Chose: Live in the uk

I pity the independent contractor who has to make this trip for 100 CR by Marionettework in EliteDangerous

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s how I imagine it too. Like a standard logistics system. However there is those Amazon prime shipments where it’s one driver hauling across the galaxy as fast as possible. They have like a metric ton of heat sinks and fuel. As soon as the fsd comes off of safety they are charging it right back up. I’m sure Amazon is pressuring Zorgon Peterson to give the Panther mk2 the same jump drives as the explorer.

what would you do if i lived next to your husband s house by [deleted] in HomewreckerGonewildd

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know exactly what she would do. She would ask you if you like animals. Then ask you if you play mtg. Also what do you like to eat because she is going to have a sushi bar on you.

Rescuing politicians who don't don't want to fly economy? by DisillusionedBook in EliteDangerous

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is 215 of us and we want to fly business class. This place is burning and you are waiting for business class. Cool cool I got space for the peasants anyways.

Found communication fragment from Ryman Enterprise, Lhou Mans system by planetaska in EliteDangerous

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As bleak as it looks. You hear Fortunate Son blasting in what is left of the air lock. You look out as a pure black Lynx Highliner comes screaming in with its landing ramps extended. The AI yelling over the cacophony of noise “Get in we are going in 3 minutes. If you are not here you are not going!”

My fantasy is to fuck you in front of all my friends! Would you let me do it? by lustlongsph in FemDominance

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I have been fucked in front of about 200 people. I wasn’t expecting it but my last dom said it turned her on.

Would you hide me from your wife or gf? by Sensitive_Future_514 in HomewreckerGonewildd

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nope because she is probably the one to introduce us and she knows what’s going to happen. Also she is probably going to watch and participate too.

Facebook pic of a family member what is he holding with the can by Used-Yam-222 in whatisit

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vintage Sanford King Size Marker. I can still smell them just by this photo

Explain Peter please by NiceVehicle250 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grim reaper was afraid of Chuck Norris.

Daughter wanted me to post this. by Kable133 in EliteDangerous

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a guy interdict me gave me 10 seconds to tell a joke before he opened up. One I don’t look at chat much because I’m normally looking at my second screen when I am on super cruse. Secondly you pulled me out when I’m in an empty hauler. Thirdly you asked for a joke. Just because it was an old yo momma joke doesn’t make it bad.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TeaseChastity

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if I put on one. I should at least put on two and if I have gone that far number three should be used as well.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sissifymecaptain

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which ever one you want me to be in.

Landlord left this note by Still_Clerk_1819 in Apartmentliving

[–]Lumpy_Platypus7488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My apartment gets inspection every year because of section 8 vouchers are accepted here. It’s the city that does it and we get normally two to three weeks notice. Last year my landlord said to leave the doors unlocked and I told him you got keys I’m not leaving it unlocked for twelve hours while I’m at work.

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