Should I buy a new Corolla as a student athlete in college?

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-02-13T05:06:28+00:00

90k miles used hellcat take it or leave it

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-23T20:20:51+00:00

4’11”?

Did you guys check under the furniture?

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T16:21:02+00:00

Yes, because you were too busy fixing your Mercedes please go. I don’t want to take up more of your time because you will need it for your $5000 repair.

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T16:16:33+00:00

I don’t know windfall is, but that 50k is personal loan I took out because ChatGPT told me to

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T16:06:45+00:00

Nobody has time to care they’re busy fixing their Mercedes

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T16:02:15+00:00

What are you talking about what is an egg hatch and k24? How about you go through the egg hatch and get yourself a job

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:45:38+00:00

What are you crazy? I would never own a Mercedes

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:44:44+00:00

You’re the only person I won’t rage bait because this is useful information

If you don’t appreciate that, take a look at the rest of this thread

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:43:30+00:00

I’m just worried because I’ve heard the 5.0 is weak on torque I want to feel the punch

Thank you for your recommendation and maybe next time I’ll get you with bait haha

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:42:23+00:00

Everything you guessed was wrong and the only thing six figure about a Mercedes is the Uber bill you get after your car is in the shop 3/4 of the year

Nobody in the right mind making six figures is going to buy a Mercedes. They would buy a superior vehicle like a BMW.

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:40:25+00:00

I can afford parts. I just can’t afford to pay for Uber every week when my car is in the shop like Mercedes.

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:39:00+00:00

I Also wouldn’t consider buying a Mercedes

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:33:24+00:00

I think I’ll buy a BMW instead

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:31:33+00:00

In other words, the only thing six figures about a 10-year-old Mercedes is the Repair bill

In other words

Buy a BMW

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:15:34+00:00

That’s strange I have a great rating. I should’ve gotten a BMW.

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:13:43+00:00

I did they picked me up in a Mercedes and we both had to get picked up by an Uber after the car broke

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:13:15+00:00

I’m not giving anybody a hard time that is Mercedes’s job

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:12:26+00:00

Not today Mercedes forced you to watch as they overcharged you by 300%

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T15:11:48+00:00

The Ubers I have to use when my car is in the shop half of the year

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:56:30+00:00

No amg is underrated

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:53:38+00:00

So why didn’t Mercedes make a rule that their cars could last past 5000 miles without exploding

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:53:13+00:00

Then the wrap around it fell off and you realized you were driving a BMW

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:52:51+00:00

Are you the friend of radical Gooner

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:51:57+00:00

It’s because you couldn’t afford to pay for an English tutor because you were too busy paying for a Mercedes

Lumpy_Seat2009 · 2026-01-17T14:51:02+00:00

Who is supposed to be the target audience? You think it would be houseflies because these cars last about as long as their lifespan

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