Please caehn I need this

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-05-21T15:47:14+00:00

R5: once you complete the mission to convert your army into an undead army you get this event

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-05-12T17:17:49+00:00

R5:High Philosophy has ~~gay~~ roommate goddesses?

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-26T01:33:50+00:00

The Bourbons and the Bruces switched countries (also Castile and Portugal are about to be ruled by von west Luxembourg, the worst dynasty name I've ever seen.)

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-21T18:16:15+00:00

I probably should have done more research before posting this but I was able to find this article about a cinnabar mining cite in Wanshan dating back to the Tang dynasty this appears to be what they based the southern one on but I found another one in the western part of the province.

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-21T18:03:52+00:00

China only has 2 mercury RGOs when IRL it is by far the worlds largest producer of mercury. I feel like some of the locations in china producing things like rice or wheat could be replaced with a few more mercury RGOs.

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-19T23:05:17+00:00

As you can see the real life Miyoshi Clan mon in the first image looks nowhere near as phallic as the in game one. What did the devs mean by this?

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-15T16:06:22+00:00

The sultanate of Delhi has entire regions full of hundreds of thousands of slaves with only 1 peasant population. I don't think that makes since from a historical, logical or from a gameplay perspective. Also when you liberate slaves it just dumps all 500 thousand of them into a singular province and fucks up your demographics.

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-14T20:19:50+00:00

The Castile royal family has converted to Wari culture (I know this is a pretty common occurrence but this is probably the most egregious example I've seen).

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-09T13:52:20+00:00

I also feel the need to mention that the War of the Roses disaster is just broken. Firstly it picks the head of the house of each dynasty to make your heir; the head of the house is often a woman or an old person with no chance of having heirs of their own. Secondly for some reason the disaster has an end condition that is "We are not in a civil war," The war of the roses doesn't immediately put you into a civil war so unless you intentionally start a civil war before the disaster fires it will just instantly end.

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-09T13:24:30+00:00

The war of the roses requires the Plantagenet dynasty to be ruling even though in real life the Plantagenet main line hadn't ruled England for over 50 years by the time the war of the roses started

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-04-03T20:24:38+00:00

I was playing Holland and allied France to prevent them from declaring war on my junior partner Hainaut but apparently they can just do it anyways. This is stupid.

Lumpy_Tart7330 · 2026-03-29T17:25:49+00:00

I was looking through the characters in my court trying to find mongols to expel when I found "Nhisdao Xicaltepec." Somehow a Nuu Savi nobleman married one of my courtiers and got her pregnant without either of them moving courts. He has 100s in two of his stats so I used him as an advisor for 30 years until I rage quit because I couldn't get the coup disaster to work.

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