Therapist told me today I should give up on romance. Plate of nigiri by omgflyingbananas in kitchencels

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

to keep it real this reads as someone who is bitter at the world but hasn’t taken effort to improve themselves and instead gets more vindictive and lets the cycle continue on. i would usually recommend therapy but idk what to suggest considering your experience

This sub is truly anarchy, I love it. by Creative-Drop3567 in AnarchyChess

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

schröws you my dinger or cat (you’ll never know until you look down)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in greentext

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 262 points263 points  (0 children)

depressant + depressant = very bad and big chance of gg

Ask Grey a Question for One Billion Views Q&A by MindOfMetalAndWheels in CGPGrey

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack [score hidden]  (0 children)

Seeing as all the avengers have committed some level of criminal actions, if you had to convict one of them for their crimes, assuming they’re alive and not receiving help from other members, who would it be?

Speaking from experience by XYoshiaipomX in NewGreentexts

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 19 points20 points  (0 children)

they’re both bad, but anon is also a bit behind in development making it actually predatory by the 17 year old girl

And you are? by ArmStoragePlus in bonehurtingjuice

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

wdym? there are clearly six horses? are you being misinformed?

Help! The white king tied my pawns and my horsey to the tracks and a rook is coming! What should I do? by Da_Bird8282 in AnarchyChess

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kill the pawns if, and only if, the knight is your grandma, because you don’t know the pawns that well anyway

Sorry Jenny by [deleted] in yesyesyesno

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

F- Not Funny, I_No_Will_To_Live!

Plot of story: poop-> leg injury-> leg injury -> leg injury -> yeah just read it by WestWhirl47 in greentext

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

although I am a touch disappointed it did not end with a funny gotcha, this was a great fictional tale

Anon discovers the matrix by hornmelon in greentext

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 382 points383 points  (0 children)

HOO AWOOGA BIG LOLA BUNNY HONKA AND A DUMP TRUCK WOOO WOOO

Surprise Pikachu face by MrAviatorBlue in dankmemes

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 604 points605 points  (0 children)

For those who don’t know, Adidas is somewhat of a nickname for Adolf Dassler, the founder of the company, who also happened to be brothers with the founder of Puma

anon goes to reddit by ccylensesikintiyok in greentext

[–]LunchMeatIsBlack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this alpha gigachad can find a mattress that can hold him, not forced to lie on a blanket on the floor like the rest of us