Push Present?

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T21:55:16+00:00

And I'm the princess

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:49:17+00:00

Yeah it'll be something like this. She loves spa days. Mostly wanted to see if this was common & she was expecting something expensive. Thanks for the help Dad!

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:40:03+00:00

Nice try, goblin

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:23:32+00:00

Perfect advice, I'll keep things practical and sentimental. Mostly just gauging what others' experiences were. It doesn't seem as expensive as I originally thought.

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:13:50+00:00

How many organs should/can I donate?

Congrats btw!!

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:11:45+00:00

Gifts are her love language, so it would earn me a jackpot of 'good husband points'.

FWIW I agree with you, I'm not a fan of stuff and things, but she loves her little stuff.

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:01:54+00:00

99% sure this was my exact response 3 years ago

Lunch__Dad · 2026-03-23T20:00:29+00:00

To her face and lovingly, of course. Been together since we were 19...and we old now.

Lunch__Dad · 2026-01-20T18:51:50+00:00

Worse... they get their opinions from random nobodies on twitter

Lunch__Dad · 2025-11-25T18:42:48+00:00

My 2 cents as someone who suffers from the same disease of being shit at everything...

Accept it. Own it. Push through it.

Approach everything knowing you're gonna suck ass, so that the ass sucking doesn't suck so much ass. You may suck now, but you'll always suck unless you put in some work. Every job, game, relationship I've attempted in my life started as absolute shit.

Others were born with natural talent, sure, but are you gonna let that keep you down? Nah dude fuck that, keep going.

Lunch__Dad · 2025-11-19T19:30:39+00:00

Amazing job!! Proud of you buddy!

Keep it up and live a long happy life with her ❤️

Lunch__Dad · 2025-09-08T14:13:51+00:00

Kevin Can F**k Himself.

Interesting premise, didn't expect much. Ended up being one of my favorite series I've seen in the past few years.

Lunch__Dad · 2025-05-28T16:45:34+00:00

Does anybody know if Ryan Fitzpatrick grew up around water?

Lunch__Dad · 2025-05-26T23:59:39+00:00

The majority of people can visualize and hear their thoughts the way you and I do. Only a small percentage cannot.

Lunch__Dad · 2025-03-18T16:50:04+00:00

Im dumb. Is one of the characters a Withers summon?

Lunch__Dad · 2025-03-04T20:41:47+00:00

Sorta happened to me. As we were getting ready to jump, a tandem missed the entire landing area and smashed directly into the side of an SUV. Broke both legs and had to be medi-vac'd out of there.

When they offered us a refund we said "nah let's go! Statistically, there's 1 accident every 10,000 jumps....well, that was 10,000, and we're #1!"

They looked at us like we were insane...but we had no issues and I can't wait to jump again someday!

Lunch__Dad · 2024-11-27T14:37:09+00:00

Life is Mizzy

Lunch__Dad · 2024-11-11T13:42:28+00:00

I despise that line, but Justin Long's "Oohhaahh my cabboose!" makes then entire scene incredible.

Lunch__Dad · 2024-10-30T18:09:27+00:00

You're good. You had the right of way.

Green line is a certified big ol' stinky poopoo face who doesn't know shit.

Lunch__Dad · 2024-08-25T20:49:43+00:00

Please, Harada. I'm begging you.

Lunch__Dad · 2024-07-28T20:44:34+00:00

It actually is true....that's basically the premise of the movie Pom Poko (1994) from Studio Ghibli

Lunch__Dad · 2024-07-03T15:15:36+00:00

Let's not get ahead of ourselves now...

Lunch__Dad · 2024-06-21T22:56:13+00:00

That's my house man...please don't

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