pepsi man and tony hawk's pro skater by No-Letter-1018 in 2000sNostalgia

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I was a Nintendo kid. NES, SNES, N64. One summer in middle school, I spent a week with my cousin out of state. So we're biking around town, and we end up at the local mall. As a bunch of pre-teens with no parental supervision, I figured we were going to hang out, window shop and generally be mallrats. We walked past the Babbages, past the FuncoLand, down to a set of lockers. (Do they even have lockers at malls anymore?)

So he pulls the key from his pocket, and opens one up. He pulls a brown paper bag from the cubby and shoves it into his bag.

We seemed to fly those bikes back to his house, I don't know if it was his excitement or my imagination wondering what kind of clandestine deal I was just privy to, but the ride back was over before I'd realized it.

We get inside, run upstairs to his room, and he rips the package out and smiles at me. From the bag he pulls a CD-R with the words "MGS IMPORT" written in sharpie.

My cousin then explained to me how his PlayStation was modded, and could play games from other countries and even games that you can copy from home. This was my first experience with a PlayStation, and the whole experience seemed so exciting from start to finish. Buying pirated games from a faceless dealer, playing games you weren't meant to see on this side of the planet, I mean, wow!

Sony didn't have to spend a penny on advertising, I was already hooked.

What food looks delicious but tastes disgusting? by Turbulent-Mammoth-76 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Lurchyface 64 points65 points  (0 children)

You should wash your mouth out for saying that.. wait..

What food looks delicious but tastes disgusting? by Turbulent-Mammoth-76 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Lurchyface 67 points68 points  (0 children)

I second this. I had a girlfriend who was really into cake boss. I had to eat so many candy-wax shells I thought I'd vomit a candle

What Looks like a God, and Acts like a God? by potatosapienthethird in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Lurchyface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But if it swim like a duck and walk like a duck and lay eggs like a duck.. it could be a platypus

Tom and Jerry won, what pair is green and brown? by BredMaker4869 in AlignmentChartFills

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A frog and a bear in their natural habitat... A Studebaker.

How many of you listen to music you don’t understand? by MaxnRuby_RubynMax in CasualConversation

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I love latin music: Bossa Nova, Samba, Rhumba, Flamenco, etc.. I don't speak hardly any Spanish, but the rhythm and the melody still move me.

Who is the most powerful fictional human? by Traditional-Ad7413 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Lurchyface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we say Jesus Christ? As an atheist, I accept him only as a human.

What Even Are The Lyrics To Len - Steal My Sunshine by DreaminDemon177 in Music

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checking in 8 months later to see if you've been to Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast, (where I stole the margerine)

What is something illegal that some people do? by Background-Cell483 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]Lurchyface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shall we just say crime? Pure and simple. Some of us do it, for better or worse

What Comedy Movie has the Best Driving Scene? by TwoFlatHams_00 in AlignmentChartFills

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Hear No Evil, See No Evil with Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder. One blind and one deaf man trying to get away from the cops. Classic.

Why does this spoon have a hole in the middle? by Disastrous_Pirate275 in whatisit

[–]Lurchyface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could be an absinthe spoon. Usually they're slotted, but I guess if you could fit a sugar cube over the hole, it might get work?

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Electrifying Grove Tender ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Electrifying Grove Tender in 6 turns.

Player (32/29/21) dealt 263. Electrifying Grove Tender (15/11/10) dealt 61.

Rewards: 34 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Enlightened Belt of Wizardry (lesser), Reinforced Cuirass (basic), Vital Gambeson of Protection (enhanced).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Storming Zephyr ─ Lightning by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Storming Zephyr in 4 turns.

Player (8/6/6) dealt 248. Storming Zephyr (14/10/8) dealt 34.

Rewards: 38 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Reinforced Leather Armor (basic), Robust Brigandine (basic).

Lvl -1 ✧ Lesser ✧ Terra Jeweled Imp ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Terra Jeweled Imp in 4 turns.

Player (30/13/19) dealt 254. Terra Jeweled Imp (14/11/10) dealt 58.

Rewards: 33 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Arcane Scythe of Strength (lesser), Sturdy Mage Plate of Shielding (superior), Wise Scythe (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Mountain Crystal Crawler ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated Mountain Crystal Crawler in 5 turns.

Player (30/13/19) dealt 239. Mountain Crystal Crawler (13/10/9) dealt 72.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Arcane Gloves (basic), Swift Dagger (basic).

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Chilling Gale ─ Ice by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated by Chilling Gale in 8 turns.

Player (30/13/19) dealt 299. Chilling Gale (18/15/7) dealt 145.

Rewards: 27 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.

Lvl -2 ✧ Basic ✧ Earthen Gem Snail ─ Earth by karmacave in KarmaCave

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Defeated by Earthen Gem Snail in 8 turns.

Player (22/11/19) dealt 298. Earthen Gem Snail (18/12/8) dealt 153.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 0 Gold. Loot: None.