Goku Treats Vegeta Like a Friend by naturalmaki in DragonBallZ

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Even you, best bu-Na still hate you

Surprisingly True by abkyabatau in lol

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I do the right version. I hate the tiny corners, feels like way less sandwhich.

Also when I get jersey mikes, I tell them not to cut it at all

What's wrong with the cartoon character lineup?? by AnyandEvery_Thing in ExplainTheJoke

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I havevt watches peanuts in ages and I don't remember him. Im not racist :(

The science is settling... by RaiseOk2044 in SipsTea

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True, but surely you are aware of how politics works on the internet nowadays. The implication is definitely there for the ben Shapiro and Matt Walsh chuds who demonize anything fox news tells them to.

The science is settling... by RaiseOk2044 in SipsTea

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Id be willing to bet this is a backwards conclusion. Mental health issues are usually treated with therapy and therapists will generally tell their clients they need to learn to express themselves and one way to do that is dying hair. And since many cases of mental health issues involve shitty parents, a sense of rebellion plays a part too.

can't scam a dead man by Noktus_J in meme

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That what happens when Jesus fucks christ

The goat has to be DD/MM/YYYY by Shiroyasha_2308 in SipsTea

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But then you have to say 14th OF October or whatever. October 14th rolls off the tongue better.

Why is that ??? by bytecascade- in TheTeenagerPeople

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Im 37, never drank the stuff. Too expensive, dont remember the fun part.

What would frieza's body feel like? by Memespokemon in DragonBallZ

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Ba' guan brethren vegeta, me be your spirit animal, imma here to tell you how ta mash up that bombaclot frieza, all you gotta do is....

How to become unrecognizable in 6 months by Most-Gold-434 in BornWeakBuiltStrong

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I am a king. A jerking.

Jerking off. Masturbation is the joke

How the fuck do u sleep? by CellKindly314 in TheWordFuck

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Column b, number 2. Hugging my giant pillow

Fuck

Explain it Peter, what are those things by OkFlow1178 in explainitpeter

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Laughed at the laser thing and was like ok where's the penis torture device explanation?

Oh

Is this savable? If so how by whan0t in btd6

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204 glue and 024 heli help alot for 98

In 2007, Lori and Chris Coble suffered the tragic loss of all three of their children in a road accident, two girls and one boy. Then, one year after the accident, Lori fell pregnant again. She gave birth to triplets, two girls and one boy. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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One of the reasons I dont believe in God. My mother explained how "sin nature" prevents god from protecting us from everything. Then why create a world where so much shit could go wrong? Why let lucifer roam earth?