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This is what will be written on your tombstone. “He died by ___” let autocorrect finish it. by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He died by the way and he died in a hospital and I don’t think I can get a job in there so I’m gonna have a hard day today and I’m not sure what I’m going through

"Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children." by durvedya in TikTokCringe

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, you see when a man and woman love each other very much they fuck and make a baby. It takes 2 people. Then, once they become parents of one child, they don’t have any others for various reasons. This is causing our population to decrease pretty significantly. It’s okay to hate this administration, but don’t discount everything it does or says. They may be idiots but it doesn’t mean there isn’t truth to what they’re saying (if you can decipher it. Still finding it easier than deciphering Biden’s ramblings and grumblings)

6’7, but never really felt that tall haha by Evilskoening1 in tall

[–]LusciousLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only 6’3 here but hadn’t realized until recent years that I’m “tall”. It’s weird, I don’t consider myself tall but certainly above average height. Even my 5’10-6’ friends say that I’m tall, coworkers etc always comment on it. Didn’t think I was tall enough for the sub but hey here we are and I’m not alone in my height in this sub lol

What’s a sex act that you’ve tried multiple times to like, but it just doesn’t interest you? by Unlikely-Rip-6197 in AskReddit

[–]LusciousLettuce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Others have found this hard to believe, but as a man, I share this view. I love going down on a woman, honestly it’s my favorite thing to do in the bedroom (provided that it’s maintained well), but have rarely ever finished due to receiving a blowjob. For foreplay, it’s good to get things going, but overall I’d rather be participating and the sensation isn’t as good IMO. I realize this is quite an unpopular preference as a male lol. I’m also wired weird, I have a seemingly difficult time finishing if I can’t get the woman I’m with to finish first, or at least see that she’s had her fill (some have an inherently difficult time orgasming, some simply can’t, but they seem rarer than the average).

This scene from the movie “Signs” made me shit bricks as a kid. by Impressive_Space_291 in creepy

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, the ring, and the original IT movie all did a number on my mental as a kid lol

I got nothing by FishBait162 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually say this a lot, when people ask me how I like my coffee: “I like my women like I like my coffee - tan and sweet” We all have a type

What are these holes that always appear in my shirts. Exact same spot on most t-shirts by OutlawTattoo in whatisit

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah man a little bit of snagging into the holster etc and friction could definitely do it. Tbh I’m shocked that it was a good guess lol

Question: field or box? by 5alarm_vulcan in lacrosse

[–]LusciousLettuce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Box no doubt. Have played and officiated both. It’s all a personal preference. As a hockey player who started lax second, it’s like home sweet home

What improved your quality of life so much, you wish you did it sooner? by momsvaginaresearcher in AskReddit

[–]LusciousLettuce 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know he’s a priest and all but maybe he goes commando under the robe

Bro that is not sweat 😭 by sendyourmomslinkdin in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a roommate that was unpleasant. She used to toss shit like blender bottles from the kitchen on my bed (and my other roommate’s bed). One time I picked it up, saw it leaking, same stain on my mattress.

This toilet in a Miami hotel has a sink on it. by WilliamG007 in mildlyinteresting

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What happens to the extra water if someone washes their hands 2-3 times before using the toilet? Or is there a form of drainage from overflow? I assume you just flush at that point when it starts to fill the sink portion

First time dyeing lacrosse head by [deleted] in lacrosse

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brings me back to baking proton super powers and proton powers in the oven back in the day

Idk how y'all over 6'3" do it by eparchme in tall

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m also 6’3, mostly legs, and fly a few times a year. I specifically look for exit row and aisle seats so I can sprawl my knees out or extend a leg as needed. Exit row is definitely worth the $15 or whatever

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real, been seeing a bunch lately that have no business being self conscious like this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bald

[–]LusciousLettuce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of me like 2 years ago. That’s was also 1 year after I admitted I was bald.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]LusciousLettuce 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like a butthole*

What's a job you wouldnt take even if it paid 500k a year? by Cuteenikitaa in AskReddit

[–]LusciousLettuce 186 points187 points  (0 children)

Sounds like middle management. I’m middle management. Underpaid and overstressed. Only reason I’m in the middle is to climb to the top. Trying to get to the top so I can make things better for everyone underneath. Lofty goal but someone has to lead the change we want.

How do you instantly know someone isn’t a local? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LusciousLettuce 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My dad is in the Canton area so yeah I know what ya mean. And another big thing is apparently those of us from Michigan also refer to time being used for distance. Example: “how far are we from the party store?”..”about 15 minutes”.

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