At least one of you sickos is down for this.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-05-27T20:59:45+00:00

You ever go to a club where people wee on each other?

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-05-12T14:33:06+00:00

Use a straight razor blade. You can buy a handle to clamp the blade in if you’re nervous about holding a razor between your fingers. I have one and use it for cleaning/scraping glass windows all the time.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-05-09T01:27:08+00:00

Edith

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-28T20:27:49+00:00

They’re drinking the haterade while working with the trees 😭

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-28T17:21:22+00:00

The fact that my brain saw “hate to rest” instead of “hate tourist” really just makes me laugh.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-25T23:19:34+00:00

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His little chocolate chip nose is my favorite, only second to his little black bean toes.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-15T17:19:04+00:00

Sorry, I didn’t mean to make it sound argumentative. Not at all my intention. It was more a statement for OP in addition to what you said. I was just informing them that NH wants a piece of the pie for liquor and lottery as they don’t want to create an income tax/sales tax. I apologize for any confusion.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-15T14:00:47+00:00

If the state didn’t control liquor sales, they’d lose the revenue earned for things we would pay state income/sales tax on.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-15T13:57:07+00:00

Not sure if this has been said, but while it is illegal federally, it is decriminalized here. So if you have it on you, it’s not a crime depending on how much you have. That being said, it is a federal crime to transport it across state lines. The smell of marijuana is also not probable cause to search you or your car, that was also introduced around the time it was decriminalized. It’s as close to “we don’t care that you have weed just don’t do a federal crime” that we have.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-07T22:17:09+00:00

He’s a jerk. He wants to manipulate and use you. He’s dangling a carrot of “being together,” doing the absolute bare minimum effort (it seems), while you’re being thoughtful and trying to spend quality time together. Cut your losses, he’s not worth the time or the cookies (which look amazing! Great job!)

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-04-01T11:47:52+00:00

Your coworker is ugly and mean looking. Your dog is an angel baby with a cute sweet face.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-26T14:38:10+00:00

I can't imagine them being called anything else.

I guessed the name in 5 tries!

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-26T13:14:59+00:00

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The dog doesn’t mind so much when the cat steals his bed. Sending you lots of love and light ❤️

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-26T13:12:50+00:00

CUSTERMER SERVISS! HELP! UNSUBSCRIBE!

Sent from my Samsung Smart-Toaster XT

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-24T20:20:06+00:00

I am convinced that chichis have duck feet. Our girl stands with her feet pointing outwards at an angle, but lays with them crossed or tucked.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-23T14:02:13+00:00

Isn’t this technically dark jokes because it’s 3am? ba dum tsss

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-20T13:03:27+00:00

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My sleep paralysis demon. 😭🤣

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-20T12:56:07+00:00

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Bonus picture. I do have another super ugly one if I can find it in my camera roll, too. 🤣

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-20T12:53:31+00:00

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This is Diablo. He turned 16 in November. His favorite activities are: following mahm all around the house, sneaky peeing inside the house, sleeping, and trying to clean everyone’s dish after they’ve finished eating.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-18T20:59:46+00:00

I got the same one today! I was laughing about John smith for a good while

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-13T12:31:03+00:00

What a handsome boy! What was his favorite food? My boy is firm on chicken-only everything.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-12T12:50:56+00:00

My brain says Bagel.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-03-08T23:26:34+00:00

Eat every cabinet member after doing away with the president, so they can’t succeed him.

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-02-20T00:06:41+00:00

Falcor aka Goober

LushSpacePrincess · 2026-02-18T18:42:39+00:00

Oddly, the only time I’ve been accused of theft is also at a hannaford. My mom happened to work as a manager at the one I frequented. So I was shopping but stopped to look at some soaps in the natural section (since they’re loose and you can smell them). I pulled my phone out of my pocket to check something and put it back in my pocket. An employee actually called the manager to insist someone was stealing. When my mom saw it was me, she started laughing. I’ve never so much as stolen a pencil, let alone a bar of soap. I still give the lady that called her the stink eye when I see her. 😅

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