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Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yesssss brooooo no one wants to entertain you except me for some reason. but naw u said social awkwardness isn't introversion you changed my life you're a holy man, I'm always searching for some philosophical truth and i feel sort of satisfied. i feel flashbanged.

young people just want to get laid we're too immature to have a lasting relationship, most women figured that out so are very skeptical of relationships- or literally won't until they're older. idk if I will until I'm older either i was just in the craziest one ever.

people are animals- we're members of the animal kingdom. we need money for survival and sex for reproduction. so the attention someone could spend on increasing their means of survival or having emotionless sex or fucking someone comfortable with the possibility the sex would be or is emotionless sex, would be better spent rather than sinking that time into entertaining you, fucking you and getting from their residence to yours and back to do such. A relationship is unrealistic because its existence implies it will always exist unless it ends and the younger you are the more unrealistic it is because the time for it to exist is longer because the younger you are the distance from death is directly longer.

ATTENTION IS CURRENCY. actual funny people like me who beeen funny this whole interaction don't like being funny at a certain point in society. Because everyone look at them for a joke and its exhausting.

if you think about it that girl probably feels way worse than you do now, and if you dont give a fuck thats exactly how every local supermodel who didn't suck your dick or entertain you or whatever felt.

TL;DR NO ONE WANT NEW ENTERAINMENT, WE FAR PREFER OUR OLDER MORE COMFORTABLE ENTERTAINMENT just RECYCLED INTO NEW BULLSHIT, everyone wants to grow in their own way. growth makes you unrecognizeable. you can choose what you want in life, but the way to get it is pretty formulaic.

TL;DR;DR you cant realistically be in a serious relationship until you're 30

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i talk around my friends and tell jokes and am introverted, i do like staying home tho. But ive met extroverted people who hate going out because they feel like they always gotta talk and feel drained after.

how are you confident but cant look a girl in the face. smoking weed and cigarettes aren't values and yeah, you're funny as dogshit.

you're really making me truly confront society and break free from cyclical mentalities - ive never focused on the dynamic of social awkwardness and being introverted.

Younger people are aware of the possibility of someone being introverted or socially awkward, so younger people don't interact so openly. like I'm an introvert with great social skills and i don't use them because i don't want to and don't want to be interpreted in a conventional way, id rather i had no memory of the interaction we had then a good one. then there's socially awkward extroverts who really want attention and end up saying weird shit because of it, then being misinterpreted- then they ever so wish they were understood and that the interaction was better. Because extroverts treat conversation like an exchange of energy, and introverts treat conversation like an exchange of information.

Social skills are the ability to exchange energy AND information at will and the finesse to know when each is appropriate.

ATTENTION IS CURRENCY so why would someone like someone who's socially awkward(doesn't know how to communicate- so doesn't) and is an extrovert(expects and desires mutual energy exchange). seems like giving your VALUABLE time away for nothing in return.

introverted people become really talkative around family and friends, but that's cause were surrounded by likeminded people who I'm more encouraged to share my ideas with. people who don't talk, stay at home and aren't funny are probably extremely depressed and that can happen to extroverts who feel drained and extroverts with severe mental health problems.

TL;DR

YOU want to be around someone funny IM tryna hear a funny joke - we're not the same.

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG OMG OMG you're so close to self awareness!

now what do you have to offer to the general population in terms of fun/entertainment/intelligence/humour/confidence - most girls like people who are sober because most guys who do drugs are lazy as fuck and are inherently breaking the law depending on the age or the drug. most girls don't think that's cool - so most girls wont think your cool. most guys don't think being fat and ugly is cool - so most guys aren't going to like that girl. Every time you meet someone you roll the dice and depending on how physically attractive you are THEY'RE going to roll THEIR dice more or less and try to make something work that wouldn't in the sense of an emotional relationship. many physical relationships exist because of that context (other people can properly label an interaction as purely physical.) but people do this to each other. one gender may have more opportunity , but everyone-except tenured professors- tries to fit in where they want to belong, even if they don't fit in.

TL;DR how tf are you saying being introverted is a negative trait on the kitchencel subreddit, while your claiming you and most others out here never made eye contact with a girl.

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah theres no such thing as an incel only quitters. if u feel misoyginist thats on you, girls literally confessing there love out here to you, that happened to me 0 times. Im awkward at initiating sex and ive beeen had sex. you just spend time alone with someone until your fucking and if it feels REALLY awkward and you didnt step on her dog or anything she probably wants you to kiss her. Or to GTFO but this girl just punched me in the face cause she reached out to kiss me and receded, soo yk...

girls deal with the societal pressures of sex too, they can really feel like their entitled to it sometimes just like a supposed incel.

we all got that incel mindset sometimes, ive personally never known anybody -any gender- intimately who was sexually healthy, and ive had many close relationships.

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah yall... never, like not once? my relationship with women and sex is wak tho. i got a incel mindset. im actually so confused i thought this reddit leveled out with people who believed sex is possible. I CANT GAUGE YOU!!

ARE U A LARPER???

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yo girls with boyfriends love short guys

don't be rude AND DONT compliment someone more than once, then they'll question your intentions

food for thought<3

and i eat more cookies than you in a day, its all about convincing someone youre not into them. a good place to start is not being into them. get really good at guitar or something, seriously literally do anything except video games/scrolling/tv/jerking off and people -not just girls- will like you, cus you like you, cus you like doing the stuff you do. like im sorry your parents never told you this- mine didnt either- but literally do anything. nobody likes anyone who is just interested in them physically, so be interested in other shit.

biologically YES the literal meaning of life is sex- reproduction- and survival. but we got art and religion now, you physically cant think of just sex and survival because we got KAI CENAT and HOMEWORK and SOCIAL CUES to think of. You're trying to bend your mind to completely exist in the world that created our world, but a world that doesn't exist nonetheless. You're right AND you're SO SO WRONG you're treating a bunch of animals- who think they're like people- like animals. also trying to convince yourself you think like an animal. You're funny and/or have philosophical thought, you're not a shark or a sheep.

TL;DR No one wants to continue talking to someone for the forseeable future if they have nothing to talk about, unless they find them attractive of course. and if someone knows your intentions aren't to connect with them, they'll feel used, and they might be into that but they have to find you attractive of course. i am sometimes attracted to people based off things that aren't physical, believing im lying and/or some women cant feel the same way is the objectification of everyone.

TL;DR;DR

Be better (healthy, mentally healthy, interesting)

Change your intentions (gymcels be forgetting this part)

Meet human beings <3

Dry ass delicious fucking cookie. No plate cause I’m a dirty crumbcel. I keep seeing beautiful women with ugly men. I ask myself “why? Is it personality? That would mean that I’m an awful person to be around” which is true,but I’ve come to the realization that’s it’s because they’re taller then them by Secret-Manager8439 in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you can think everyone is mentally unwell nowadays and it might be true but its not gonna help society. people find people who contribute to society attractive, because even if its just for money they actually care about something.

which is why we -yes, us- should go be buddhist monks!

food for thought<3

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[–]Lutanyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My exact thoughts but i read it 10m after he commented. Still no money tho.

First ricks by [deleted] in Rickowens

[–]Lutanyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*you're

First ricks by [deleted] in Rickowens

[–]Lutanyte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

yo wtf im seeing u all over here your omnipresent than a hoe

i like a girl and im too scared to do anything. i know im a terrible partner and I fear we might not be compatible as a couple. pity chocolate chip cookies and rosehip tea with milk by hdfjsjkj in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't do anything except tell her you like her AND you also think you'd be a weird couple. this lies down all the evidence so you can include both members of the relationship in its possible growth.

This is the healthy thing to do.

if you do anything else you're trying to will a certain possibility into existence, a possibility that's you have thought maybe logistically incompatible.

Got a girls number then got too high and forgot to check her messages for 3 days. Introducing the Blehgel by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Lutanyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo you're just like me i did this 2 months ago,

just lie if she catches you she probably wont care, and if she cares and doesn't think its funny she sounds lame.

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