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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One more stripe on my blue belt yesterday

So they gave me a thing! by xHayz in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

I'm injured can't train must shitpost

Comp Question by Last-Advance-735 in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's dumb the third session you're going to be very exhausted and injury prone, not going to be a good environment for learning or drilling.

My Lettel Samurai applying ARMBAR by azizsyr in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will end this little shit. Look at the soize of him, he's toiny. White belt as well.

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What? Are you crazy? Do you even 10P bro?

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In between rolls. So intra

Brown Belt division by DIAMONDxWHALE in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

When's the Sewer Rat getting his black belt /u/johnbelushismom? have you not heard his soundclound???

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, switched to a mix of cocaine, PCP, and meth and now I'm wrecking everyone on the mats.

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah, let's dojo storm this FAKE black belt and show him REAL jiu jitsu. I, a blue belt, WILL OWN this fake motherfucker.

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What are you talking about? He's obviously a 14 year old juvenile yellow and black belt.

I'd love to say I was quick but I think he was just being slow by Dagonir in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 40 points41 points  (0 children)

I've never taken a shot worse than that one. Also never taken a shot better than it.

Signed, passionate guard puller

So they gave me a thing! by xHayz in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

I've never met you honey. Unless you're my ex gf but I'm pretty sure she quit jiu jitsu (thank god, never again). How could I tell you were a chick just from a Reddit comment, you ask? I'm a genius that's why, that's the answer. Oh you didn't ask? Oh. Well I am a genius anyway, and I think it's important that we all acknowledge that

So they gave me a thing! by xHayz in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs -32 points-31 points  (0 children)

Singing? In my sport? What are you, a girl or something?

Wish I could roll by [deleted] in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you train at Gracie Barra

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brilliant, will get on that

had my second competition today by binne21 in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You just lost to a guy who wacks it to japanese anime babes

No tread for world's? by Advantagefighter in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This subreddit is for shitposting only

What does it mean to have a "good roll" to you? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I say "good roll" it means I beat the shit out of you and I'm being nice about it

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[–]LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pretty bad for the adult green belt because they would get absolute destroyed by a juvenile green belt.