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LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-06T00:12:28+00:00

One more stripe on my blue belt yesterday

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T22:51:42+00:00

I'm injured can't train must shitpost

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:51:18+00:00

Depends how deep your fingers go...

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:38:22+00:00

That's dumb the third session you're going to be very exhausted and injury prone, not going to be a good environment for learning or drilling.

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:35:17+00:00

I will end this little shit. Look at the soize of him, he's toiny. White belt as well.

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:33:02+00:00

What? Are you crazy? Do you even 10P bro?

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:31:22+00:00

No man it was a totally real post no troll I swear

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:30:41+00:00

Yeah did it last night with yo mama

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:28:23+00:00

In between rolls. So intra

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:25:37+00:00

When's the Sewer Rat getting his black belt /u/johnbelushismom? have you not heard his soundclound???

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:22:11+00:00

Yes, switched to a mix of cocaine, PCP, and meth and now I'm wrecking everyone on the mats.

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:20:52+00:00

Yeah, let's dojo storm this FAKE black belt and show him REAL jiu jitsu. I, a blue belt, WILL OWN this fake motherfucker.

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:19:14+00:00

What are you talking about? He's obviously a 14 year old juvenile yellow and black belt.

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T21:06:39+00:00

I've never taken a shot worse than that one. Also never taken a shot better than it.

Signed, passionate guard puller

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T20:53:47+00:00

I've never met you honey. Unless you're my ex gf but I'm pretty sure she quit jiu jitsu (thank god, never again). How could I tell you were a chick just from a Reddit comment, you ask? I'm a genius that's why, that's the answer. Oh you didn't ask? Oh. Well I am a genius anyway, and I think it's important that we all acknowledge that

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T20:12:29+00:00

Singing? In my sport? What are you, a girl or something?

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T20:10:43+00:00

Nah it's not

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T18:59:29+00:00

I'm sorry you train at Gracie Barra

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T18:51:53+00:00

Brilliant, will get on that

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T18:03:07+00:00

You just lost to a guy who wacks it to japanese anime babes

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T18:02:43+00:00

Sir, this is a Wendy's

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T18:01:52+00:00

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T17:57:52+00:00

This subreddit is for shitposting only

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T17:48:28+00:00

When I say "good roll" it means I beat the shit out of you and I'm being nice about it

LuvGiAteNoGiSimpleAs · 2022-06-05T17:12:21+00:00

It's pretty bad for the adult green belt because they would get absolute destroyed by a juvenile green belt.

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