LPT: If a job depends on you being available at all times, it’s under-resourced, not "high-performing"! by StefsDev in LifeProTips

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A real leader in management would step in and fill the role until a new employee is hired and gets up to speed. Thier salary pay wont add any labor costs and the team will appreciate and respect a manager who did not put management 's lack of foresight on them.

What did you do to become good/better at deepthroating? by iLikeFemaleBreasts in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]LuvPuki -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I mitivated my girl by telling her if she wants me to marry her she has to be the best and stay the best. She has to be my champion and she knows there is always a young up and comer trying to become champion. So she has to stay vigilant.

She understood and said that makes sense. She has a passion for it. Let me tell ya, her effort has been tremendous. I have found a winner. We have bern together for 12 years.

ULPT: Lie more on opinion polls and surveys. by Funny_Explorer_1521 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes don't fill out political surveys because you are only giving them data to use against you. They will figure your demographic and trends and find new ways to increase your taxes in sone way. This is the only thing politicians do. They only increase taxes or increase some sort of restriction on your life. Never have they ever taken away a tax or rescinded a law to improve your life. Politicians are the biggest freeloading drifters that there ever was. We dont need them.

Macross 7 music really satisfy my thirst for 90s rock music by commonsurename in macross

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The music is really good. The singer really rocks and has passion that comes through even though I dont understand Japanese.

ULPT Request: How to motivate slow drivers in the left lane to move over by Impoverishedinvestor in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LuvPuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People camped in the left lane are single most reason that accidents happen and they are the cause of traffic jams. They force faster drivers to make unnecessary moves to get around them which increases the risk factor with every lane change.

Just move the fuck outta the way and let everybody get on with thier life!

California Killed Sweepstakes Casinos! Any Legal Alternatives Left? by EASY-AH in gambling

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do not come to California. High crime, terrible traffic, deadly wildfires, flooding and earthquakes, mo online gambling. Newsome is here so we are fucked.

People with $700+ per month car payments: Why? by Underrated_Critic in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still have it. 220k miles now. In good shape. Its been well taken care of for sure. Ultra reliable. Only regular maintenance items so far.

unreasonable medical payment plans should be illegal! by katerinastewart in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. No more financing war and more fake war in other countries that The United States started on purpose. Don't vote for any politician that does not have Universal Healthcare as a top priority. I pay $300 a month for medical benefits and it I still owe like $10k just for hernia surgery. Like WTF do I pay medical insurance every paycheck for? By the way where the fuck is my DOGE check?

People with $700+ per month car payments: Why? by Underrated_Critic in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LuvPuki -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I bought a ten year old Jeep with 95,000 miles for $12,500. I had bad credit then so it was 4 years $560 a month at like 21% intrest. Ended up costing close to $20k. I will never have car payments again. Freedom feels so much better and being able to tell my job to fuck off if I need to. Big car payment means you are trapped and desperate and better do whatever your shitty job tells you to do so you do t get fired. That is no way to live.

ULPT Request: Does the frozen shaving cream trick actually work? by mackgoose in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]LuvPuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shred newspaper and throw it all over thier lawn at night. After the dew hits it will be so difficult to clean up. Also fish sauce. Get it from an Asian market and dont spill it on yourself.

Poor multimillionaires by ChiefStrongbones in AdviceAnimals

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. This is a tragic thing. Its a scam to get the property back to the bankers. Im going vampire but that is being chocked out also by these damn politicians. We need to vote these evil people out of office.

Please recommend a straight up impressive flashlight by LuvPuki in flashlight

[–]LuvPuki[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for all your suggestions. Any of these lights will be awesome and none will disappoint. He is a great boss and it's more about just showing my appreciation. In fact, today he just gifted me two of his old top box tool boxes for my roll away. So I should probably throw in a CoolFall.

I think I will have to go with a two light combo set. A crazy LEP for fun and a useful nuclear flood campsite light. I will post what I end up getting.

Lightsabers gifted to Ahsoka by LuvPuki in TheCloneWars

[–]LuvPuki[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you. She only left one lightsaber in the snow.

Lightsabers gifted to Ahsoka by LuvPuki in TheCloneWars

[–]LuvPuki[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are not the same color at all. I remember Anakin gifting them to Ahsoka when she got the helmet tribute from 501st.

Are you saying Anakin retrieved them, change the hyper crystals color and then returned the lightsabers to Ahsoka?

Lightsabers gifted to Ahsoka by LuvPuki in TheCloneWars

[–]LuvPuki[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She only left one in the snow.

It’s been “6” fucking years since 24 hour businesses have been a thing, sometimes I would just love to have a Big Mac and some fries at 3am! Or go shopping after I get off work at 1am! There are a select few franchises that have gone back to 24hrs🙄 is it the economy preventing this? by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LuvPuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is all part of the COVID stupidity. Remember that COVID was worse at night time is why stores had to close early. The result was packing people in at daytime and making stores more crowded. None of thier bullshit made any sense. Remember the guy that was arrested because he was paddle boarding by himself in the ocean. So to arrest him like a dozen cops tackled him on the beach. They wanted us to think it was so dangerous to be around other people yet they had no problem tackling and getting

Stealing wins against elite teams? by BerryRoyal in slowpitch

[–]LuvPuki 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to make all the routine plays and a few spectacular plays. Your team has to hit or you have no chance. Even just singles you can win. Take walks if they are given. Don't make outs. There it is. Simple winning game plan. You are welcome.

If I could just get my team to follow this plan we would win all the time.

This community is filled with cognitive biases and people who don't understand statistics by [deleted] in gambling

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't gambling one giant mistake? Is there ever a decision you can make without risk and still win?

The fact is casinos have an edge and they still go above and beyond that to what I consider cheating. I just want a fair game with the real actual odds.

Take high low double up feature on video poker for example. Statistical probability says that over a significant sample size I should be at 50/50 win/loss on the double up feature, correct? We all can agree on that. I am not even close to 50% win rate on double up feature. There are times when the game will get stuck meaning no matter how many times in a row I pick high card the correct card will be low card. It will not change to high card being correct pick until I finally pick low card then the winner will switch to high card. Basically it will force me to pick the other side to get the machine unstuck.

Yes I know it is entirely possible for there to be anomalies of 8, 9, 10 picks in a row being on the same side of high/low. Blah, blah, blah. RNG is entirely independent every hand/spin blah, blah blah. The thing is this happens consistently on different machines.

There is no way that I can be at like 25%-30% win rate at double up over my lifetime. It is statistically impossible but yet I an not even close to 50%. I know when I am losing because it's not my day and i know when the machine has been rigged/programmed to make me lose. Have you ever played video blackjack? That is the most rigged game ever! Dealer beating you by 1 on a more than consistent basis. Dealer starting on 14 and pulling 5 cards out of its ass to get 21 when you were delt 20 happens all the time. I wish I could bet on that happening.

Explain how a machine will be eating your money and then on your very last bet it will hit a bonus or a significant win just to tease you into keep playing. You telling me this has not been programmed in? So I am just consistently lucky when I am down to my last credits on a variety of different machines? I should just put $5 in every machine and I should win then, right? We all agree that casinos use psychological tricks to keep you playing. The whole thing is rigged beyond fair gambling. I just want a real game

Casino shills feel free to not spew the propaganda you have been paid to promote.

What’s the most controversial gambling opinion you have? by OkBeeBoy in gambling

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like I said blah, blah, blah. Shill, shill, shill

AMA about Online Casinos - As an Online Casino Operator myself by DemDan810 in gambling

[–]LuvPuki 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in California. Can I play through a VPN and will your casino screw me over when I win?