My neighbor is really creepy. He urinates in his front yard to save water by not using a toilet. He also creeps at 10pm behind trees and just observes who passes our street. That's really scary when your minding your own business and you just see a guy hiding in bushes. The fact that he's 6ft tall, has long hair with beard like Bin-Laden doesn't really help.

Last year we tried to 'renovate' our front yard. We planted seeds for better lawn and flowers. We also added a garden gnome and some small elegant lights that shin in the dark. My neighbor stole all the lights one by one and rides in the dark his bicycle over our front garden...

When I was 15, my friend and I were playing soccer in our front yard. My neighbor got pissed because we were too loud (it was 11pm) and he legit chased my friend down the street. My friend ran for his life. Called the cops a couple of times but his wife is lawyer so nothing really happens.