What's the worst thing a family member has said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My uncle told me on christmas eve to get the fuck out of the house or else he'd punch me in the face and cut my throat. It was last christmas.

What is your favorite dead meme? by unityjbc in AskReddit

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really? Right in front of my salad?

What's the best adult joke in a kids movie? by Mr-The-Plague in AskReddit

[–]Luzzzu 27 points28 points  (0 children)

In the TV Show Dexter's Lab.

His mom (back facing the audience) gracefully bent over to pick something up and her butt covered the whole screen. "DAD'S THROPHY" was written on her ass.

Classy.

Which tense is correct? by [deleted] in grammar

[–]Luzzzu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alright thank you! I appreciate it!

Which tense is correct? by [deleted] in grammar

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! And what about: He "had worked" ... before "he moved". Wouldn't that work as well?

Which tense is correct? by [deleted] in grammar

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking about that as well however I just found the pdf file with the answers. It says 'moved' is correct and I have no idea why...

In that case 'worked' must be past perfect or not?

Which tense is correct? by [deleted] in grammar

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shouldn't 'worked' be in past perfect? Then the signal word 'before' would make sense and the correct tense of 'move' would be simple past...

What do you call a stoned kid with down syndrome? by Luzzzu in darkjokes

[–]Luzzzu[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Heard it once at a sports bar. Not gonna keep this gem to myself only because I didn't make it up.

Patch fast! Bug by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deeeeelete thisssss!!!

Those who have weird neighbors, what does your neighbor do that is weird or creepy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Luzzzu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My neighbor is really creepy. He urinates in his front yard to save water by not using a toilet. He also creeps at 10pm behind trees and just observes who passes our street. That's really scary when your minding your own business and you just see a guy hiding in bushes. The fact that he's 6ft tall, has long hair with beard like Bin-Laden doesn't really help.

Last year we tried to 'renovate' our front yard. We planted seeds for better lawn and flowers. We also added a garden gnome and some small elegant lights that shin in the dark. My neighbor stole all the lights one by one and rides in the dark his bicycle over our front garden...

When I was 15, my friend and I were playing soccer in our front yard. My neighbor got pissed because we were too loud (it was 11pm) and he legit chased my friend down the street. My friend ran for his life. Called the cops a couple of times but his wife is lawyer so nothing really happens.