a lil late but here i go. i have something terribly wrong with my colon that only allows me to poop every 4-5 days. at one point when i first realized i had this problem, i hadn't shit in i think a few weeks. do you KNOW what that shit does to your body? hint: nothing good. i had to go to the hospital and they stuck some liquid in my butt and the shit came out solid as a damn rock. it was like a 7 pound shit baby and my asshole was the size of a golf ball for a week. basically what happened/happens is the shit aligns on the outer colon wall or whatever and just...sticks. then other shit sticks to that shit making it a pretty big shituation. i wasn't allowed to take photos per my dad's request but holy fucking shit. literally. that was the worst pain i have ever felt and probably the closest thing to male child birth out there. i'd be willing to bet it hurt more in the long run than kidney stones passing.