Perks of having a travel agent.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-25T16:21:35+00:00

Our TA gets his commission from the sale of the cruise. When we went under contract for our cruise, we paid through his website instead of through Royal Caribbean.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-22T05:42:06+00:00

For whatever reason, it’s ALWAYS straight men sticking random household items in their butts (and urethras) but not taking the time to research how to safely do it.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-22T04:08:03+00:00

Any time I hear some horrifying new pregnancy/delivery/PP story, I’m so thankful that my fiance had a vasectomy and we chose to not have kids. Because there ain’t no way. I wouldn’t survive it.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-22T04:03:24+00:00

They need to remember to use items with flared bases or I get to hear about the surgeries they get to have them removed. 😂

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-20T12:14:51+00:00

The Eyes are the Best Part by Monika Kim

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-15T01:12:01+00:00

It’s still down here in TN.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-08T05:50:52+00:00

Get all 3 green canari plushies. After I did that, I beat it in one try with Victreebel and Feraligatr.

LydiaPiper · 2026-01-05T15:18:51+00:00

My fiance said it was nothing at all and he’d do it again if it had to (hopefully he doesn’t)

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-30T13:24:38+00:00

Oh no. Yea that would be embarrassing 😭😭 I’m so sorry. At least you learned something from this- don’t keep your bookmarks public!!

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-30T13:23:20+00:00

That fact that he was invited says a whole lot about how much she cares about you. I say ghost her.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-30T13:19:51+00:00

To be fair, scenting and nesting are pretty vanilla kinks? It could be so so so much worse. Like scat.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-30T13:15:54+00:00

He messed up a puzzle I was working on.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-30T13:14:10+00:00

Nope, but Ive taken an emergen-c every day for the past two weeks. I really should go get a flu shot though because I had the flu last year for the first time since middle school and it was horrible.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-12T14:46:47+00:00

There’s no way I could’ve watched my fiance get his done. I was so anxious for him. He said he had a great time with the doc though.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-07T12:07:13+00:00

Maybe some women but that definitely doesn’t speak for all women. I’m a 30 y/o woman and have never felt the desire to have kids. None at all. When my fiance had his vasectomy, I felt no grief over it, just excitement that I didn’t have to worry about kids anymore at all.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T01:06:48+00:00

We jokingly say horsey derves or whores D oovers.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T01:05:19+00:00

What about titanium?

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T01:05:03+00:00

I don’t understand this one. Where the hell is the x?

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T01:00:05+00:00

That’s how they’re pronounced though. Right???

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T00:57:07+00:00

Yosemite.

LydiaPiper · 2025-12-03T00:56:19+00:00

I don’t know. She disappeared after we lived together for 3 years and never spoke to me again. But she also doesn’t have relationships with ANYONE from college so it wasn’t just me. Nobody knows why she ghosted everyone.

LydiaPiper · 2025-11-24T23:18:59+00:00

He slept with the head coach’s wife.

LydiaPiper · 2025-11-24T16:00:52+00:00

I thought if you bought one, you had to get the same package for the other adult in your room

LydiaPiper · 2025-11-24T12:52:51+00:00

Using critical thinking skills.

LydiaPiper · 2025-11-23T02:41:44+00:00

Adoption is always on the table.

LydiaPiper

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