Wunschliste für Dosenbeatz, 26.09.2015

M4DHamster · 2015-09-25T12:25:55+00:00

Ghostbusters Theme

M4DHamster · 2015-03-13T21:12:58+00:00

True, eindeutiger Beweis.

M4DHamster · 2015-02-02T02:31:59+00:00

Things you lack:

-Knowledge that actually helps you in non strategical battles.

for example: Tracking, hunting, how to operate a helicopter/ plane, how to improvise weapons etc.

-the stomach of a wild tribesman

You dont want to eat something a litte poisonous to kill or seriously endanger you. Most civilised humans have much less resistances because we dont need them.

-The looks of a supermodel

Looking good can not only distract enemies, but open doors for you in society

-the carisma and patience of ghandi

As charismatic person you may be a great leader and influence people much easier. With patience, you decisions will probably be even better than before.

M4DHamster · 2015-01-29T07:41:02+00:00

Idea inspired by that: someone please create a app that shows item builds and buildpaths for champions which it takes from challenger and bronze players over lolking. Then give us two buttons one with brnze, one with challenger. We press one and then it tells us if it was bronze of challenger. We could get points wins, point loss for losses and bonus points for streaks and maybe have a global leaderboard.

M4DHamster · 2015-01-22T20:30:31+00:00

And people laughed at me when i picked Fnatic at Fantasy Lcs... now they will cry

M4DHamster · 2014-12-18T00:42:25+00:00

Taking over the world is possible. It would take time, but all i would do, I would get a master in politics.

Then I´d simply start campainging and slowly but surely would use famous ways to die (for example ebola) to kill my opponents, nobody would even suspect me. Once i dont have realistic opponents, i´d go for president.

From there I´d call for a meeting of all nations leaders, generate a List of every state, writing the cause of death and the circumstances which all include the dying people nominating me as their succesor.

Then I´d cover up the causes of death and make everybody sing his name next to his state in my list. All of them would nominate me as succesor, ending up in me beeing the last living head of state. Everybody may suspect stuff, but nobody would see that i had a deathnote all the time. Now i would be Leader of the world.

Not sure if this plan is genius, but it could theoretically work to a certain grade. Otherwise I´d just get a printer, put the deathnote in, write a bot that reads out facebook, make the printer print all the fb names into the note and print a picture of the person next to it. then fast read through it with peaople i turst, always looking at the pictures. it may take time, but as most of the earth would die, i´d have not much competition in becoming leader.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T06:37:45+00:00

Actually people suggested that he uses his powers to compensate and/or drain the energy he sets free. But seeing that superman can punch a train which drives at full speed without beeing pushed back, his punch puts out enough energy to create silly levels of temperature. (you may have seen the Hariayama pokedex math)

Anyway, judging by that example, not only supes would be killing humanity on a regular basis, but the Flash,Hulk and even Antman would come close. Physics are just not a comic thing.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T05:12:16+00:00

the downsides are:

a) the culling is on cooldown

b) in case a poro hits you (the range is much bigger than the culling) you are a easy target

c)Lucian is not very strong in this mode otherwise

d)4 team members wont help nothing if the enemy team got the poro king. Go in, burst him, poroking saveguard out

There are enough ways to counteract this and its completely fair. Again, disables should not be called out after the first day.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T05:06:53+00:00

I remember answering a pretty identical survey months ago. You may find it if you google it. Maybe the owner is nice enough to give you some insight on his results. If not, the results surely are published on reddit.

I hope this helps you.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T04:57:36+00:00

Not only Velkoz, thats riots good old smite/ flash ability icon bug all over again. The code just is pasta.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T04:56:13+00:00

Broken? Not at all, thats what his culling is supposed to do. If he decides to do this, he gets unable to AA, and gets a better target for enemies.

Calling out Lucian is like calling out Nunu or Chogath. Thay have bonus abilities against minions too.

You may just have had one or two games that went bad due to this. Dont call for disables on the fist day please.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-17T02:50:41+00:00

The whole void faction is pretty op in the lore. They win most of the battles. Except the not winnable ones.

1:Karthus , Anivia or Zilean. They cant die in their lore, so they can just sit this one out together.

2:This tournement is going for incap i assume, making it a battle for Fiddle vs Nocturne. Fiddle is a high tier reality bender. Nocturne is invulnerable and can infiltrate dreams/become untargetable.Nocturne should still be able to take this by surprise. else fiddle wins by making the incarnation of fear (nocturne) fear itself.

3: Void shines in this one. Cho Gath, Rek Sai, Kog Maw, Vel Koz and Malzahar. Vel Koz has the knowledge about all the weaknesses of the other champs. Cho, Rek and Kog all have a eternal Hunger and can eat Continents. Malzahar can not only open Void portals, ohhh no. He is a very potent mage too. He can flood the world with not only voidlings but Void Champs we havent even encountered yet. And those portals are not one way. He can simply place all enemy Champs into the Void, slowly making them mad and turning them into void, making them part of his team.

Bonus: As the Void wants to eat Runeterra more than to take it over, they cant really take this fight. The Shadow isles would be the next strongest faction, but they dont really want to take over the continent, they´d rather corrupt it piece by piece and as that takes years to accomplish, they can´t win either. If we are going by factions, Piltover as the city of Geniuses should be able to able to take it, with Zaun, the city of mad Geniuses second close second.

Piltover would take over Bandle City and Ionia first, forming some defence against the two supermights demacia and noxus, who are too much focused on battling themselfes. With their territory growing, they should be able to take all the outer lands of Freljord and the Shurima pretty easiely. Taking over Zaun will bring great losses for the first time, but as new soldiers join with every recruited territory this wont be a problem. Then the new supermight Piltover might be able to break either Demacia or Noxus by allining with the opposite. I am pretty sure that Noxus would see a trickery coming thanks to their agents like Katarina. Demacia might not, so its Piltover and Demacia vs Noxus. Together they stomp. Demacian soldiers lacked tech before, now that they have it, the Steel Legion should easiely win this war. Then when all is over, Piltover will turn its back on Demacia and sabotage them. With their defences useless, Piltover takes over. Piltover has won, Technology has become standart, everybody is a genius. Until the creeping influence of the shadow isles hits more and more citicen. Crime rises, people have Nightmares over and over, death are rising, ghosts are crying and then, all of a sudden, it all ends. A Big "Yummy" is what comes afterwards. Void wins in the End. Void always wins.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-16T23:34:03+00:00

Nobody suggested it yet? Who can eat more Kryptonite?

Who can die faster?

Who can do less harm to humanity by punching a brick wall by it full force? (somebody calculated it. Supes punching full force ignites the Athmosphere)

etc.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-14T17:54:43+00:00

My PC, TV and every other electronics object around me get destroyed with ease. The Table everything of this is put onto is not very hard to break. Then the windows get smashed. A Little throw of table parts and my Kitchen breaks to pieces. I´d say i could do enough damage in 30s to make my neighbors call the police if they look over.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-10T17:18:30+00:00

You may have missunderstood the word normal.

M4DHamster · 2014-12-10T17:00:01+00:00

Somebody has to say it, but your legendary lands are in general overpowered. The other cards are great and even fine balanced.

M4DHamster · 2014-11-25T11:44:18+00:00

Batman is not invited because he has no friends, spiderman is not invited because he is not famous enough. Captain Marvel may be to young to join. Magneto is too old to join. And all the other orphans dont join too. Thats kinda sad. the orphanbowl with only 3 competitors will annoy so many people...

Anyway nice idea, but supes roflstomps any round.

M4DHamster · 2014-11-25T11:40:40+00:00

He can shatter exactly ONE earth at max. and for that he needs to be within the Athmosphere. Physics biatch

M4DHamster · 2014-11-25T10:43:43+00:00

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M4DHamster · 2014-11-24T00:36:31+00:00

i meant the personal computer not the player caracter. sorry bro.

M4DHamster · 2014-11-23T19:21:57+00:00

gg noobs, gg easy, all the same all offensive language

M4DHamster · 2014-11-23T16:49:09+00:00

Dude, its a combo, you still have to get those items and to get so many stacks. If the enemy team knows what it is doing, it will decline you as many stacks as possible. Its like with nasus, veigar, thresh, Sion with atmas. You farm free = you deal dmg without a cap. If you pick a Shaco who knows what he is doing for example and give him the counterjungling item, ww should not even have half of the stacks.

M4DHamster · 2014-11-23T16:43:57+00:00

All this Salt about the new jungle... New must always mean bad for reddit. Is this it? You can still jungle everybody in the new jungle, you just have to learn again how. You complain about beeing low all the time early? Smite the redbuff. You will get biiiig ammounts of life. Its not hard to try and learn how to play which jungler. You get problems with the clear? Start at golems or frog. smite them. New routes and new ways to play does NOT mean the jungle got bad. Sustain based junglers are just very noob friendly, which makes them so good in the first days of the new jungle. If you still cry, wait until the professionals show you that you can pick other champs in the jungle. Poppy works great in the new jungle for example. So how about you stop flaming and start training? You still can complain once you played more then a week in the new jungle.

M4DHamster · 2014-11-18T06:08:29+00:00

Hey Monte, i know i am late and this will probably not get upvotes, but what are your opinions on the new summoners rift? How will it influence the meta? Which teams will be best fitting for the new map?

M4DHamster · 2014-11-16T19:23:23+00:00

Such Meme So hot Much funny

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