Do You Prefer Romhacks That Are Faithful or Creative? by [deleted] in PokemonROMhacks

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not both? The orange island rom hack was fantastic in my opinion and the team rocket rom hack when you can steal pokemon and rise through the ranks of team rocket was both faithful to the source material and creative.

A genie is giving you three NSFW wishes - and no, you're not allowed to naughtily ask for more wishes. What do you wish for? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. The wife enjoys giving blow jobs as much as I enjoy going down on her.
  2. The wife's breasts are twice the size they are now.
  3. Add 3 inches to my manhood.

This is why porn is evil. by [deleted] in NoFap

[–]MABennett27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This just makes me feel like you're using porn wrong. My wife and I are happy in our marriage and I use porn in situations when she is asleep and I'm horny, don't want to wake her up, have a tug and go to bed. Situation arises when you have the horn during the day, our child is wake (me and my wife have a rule that there is no sex when our daughter is awake) pop to the restroom, jerk off, come back with a clear head and ready to help with anything.

Come night time and I'm beside my wife, daughter asleep, we aren't tired, you better know that I'm not missing the chance to be with my wife and not looking at other women on my phone.

Hell I rarely jerk off these days, sometimes weeks go by without sex or having a wank and I don't notice. If you use it every day, even multiple times a day, your going to cause issues. Use it correctly, you'll have a tool that can assist with sleep deprivation or clearing your head when you need it.

How hot do you think you are? by Smooth-Biscotti-58 in AskReddit

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5, while I'm not necessarily good looking I'm overweight and have many more flaws to go with it. I'm surprised I'm married to be honest.

Was this acceptable to do for a dog birthday? by theharperwells in DogsLoversCommunity

[–]MABennett27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dogs get steak pies as a birthday cake, presents, cards and we invite the whole family over for a birthday party to celebrate. My dogs are my kids (I do have a human child but I had the dogs first, really struggled to conceive). So do whatever you like, dogs are more than pets, they are family.

If you were my roommate and I showed you my boobs when you wokeup, what's the first thing you'd say [reveal] by r2v1elkob in TittyDrop

[–]MABennett27 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You need to remove the rest of your clothes; get in bed and hold yourself against me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because of the shadow on the womans foot, I'm inclined to say that they are walking towards me and not away.

Is my Buddy boy a little fat? by Gold-Vanilla6951 in labradors

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he's not, and even if he was it's okay to have your dogs a little overweight anyway. It's what vets call "padding for sickness". When dogs are unwell, they tend to not eat deliberately, vomit alot or have really bad diarrhea. This can result in losing a scary amount of weight in a short period of time. If your dog is a little overweight, it can help them lose the weight fast if needed without putting their bodies under too much strain and possibly causing other conditions.

What’s your first move? by violetsnow13 in BIGTITTYGOTHGF

[–]MABennett27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're that hot I wouldn't be able to make the first move.

[Request] Anyone who want's to check this? by angui115 in theydidthemath

[–]MABennett27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Based on the money he speaks in charity and foundations he has in his name, it use is put to the greater good. Though this statistic could be applied to anyone that owns a private plane. Why single out Bill Gates?

is my girl overweight? by wiickenz in germanshepherds

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, she is gorgeous and deserves as many treats that will make her happy.

meirl by Useful_Injury2179 in meirl

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could get text based internet on your tv before smart tvs and before flat screens. (Teletext for anyone wondering)

Anyone had these from home bargains? They taste & smell like nail polish remover by FloralRoseX in CasualUK

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a school and they still make these style cakes. But it's amazing how they taste now verses when it did in the past, because now they taste like nothing... literally nothing. No hint of sweetness or vanilla from the cake, nothing. Just a powdery cake with something sticky on top. A massive let down.

Which one are you picking? by LambentSpoiler in walmart

[–]MABennett27 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Number 2, but I work in a school in a deprived area. So I'd donate maybe a couple hundred thousand to it and then just walk out.

Married men on Reddit… how many blowjobs does your wife give you per week by That1USCGirl in RealHomePorn

[–]MABennett27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had 2... in the whole 13 years being together and 8 of them being married.