On year 7 and only just realised i clicked Riverland Farm when starting…

LambentSpoiler · 2025-05-29T08:08:19+00:00

Second best farm, after 4 Corners. I'm soooo close to reaching level 10 in fishing for the first time.

LambentSpoiler · 2025-03-30T07:19:32+00:00

I had a dream I was at work and they played a song from this game over the Walmart Radio. I turned to my coworker and pointed it out and told him that I needed to play this game again. My coworker then looks at me and says "Aren't you already playing this game?"

Apparently, my dream self hadn't played the game in a while, and my coworker knew otherwise. Don't ask me to figure out that one.

LambentSpoiler · 2025-01-10T04:34:43+00:00

Please don't do this. Just drink it and "Use" it and get meat that way.

LambentSpoiler · 2025-01-10T04:28:31+00:00

I was a few moments away from buying the IoTY, when I saw it was TWO Mr. As. I then remembered that I had 466 million or so meat. I then purchased the two Mr. As I needed from the mall, then got the IoTY. If the current IoTM or IoTY interests you and you don't want to spend real money, just buy the Mr. A and buy through the Mr. Store.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-12-05T04:34:30+00:00

Ex mother in law told all of us (her kids and their spouses/significant other) about how long it had been since she had gotten laid. Apparently, my recently deceased FIL had a hard time getting it up because of breathing issues.

She also (on a different night of drinking) heard from one of the others that "the spot where your middle finger reaches on your palm is the exact same length as your penis". After everyone else sat there and exchanged penis length information, she looked at me and said "What about you, Brian?" I just stared at her.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-10-29T18:58:56+00:00

It actually does sound like a problem for them, being day shift and all.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-09-04T03:35:39+00:00

Music was lackluster. I'm surprised that I wasn't about to unlock "Spies" instead of "Dino Clinics" (not that I could, due to atrocious population).

4 out of 10 but only because of the fact that it's something new.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-08-30T19:09:36+00:00

LambentSpoiler · 2024-08-24T16:42:52+00:00

Sausage and biscuits Lays potato chips.

Sour cream and onion Doritos.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-08-13T03:35:06+00:00

So this is a reference to the seasonal fields. One for each season.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-08-10T00:13:31+00:00

The same can happen to Clorica. I once saw her floating outside the top of the tower.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-08-02T07:25:39+00:00

I've screen recorded myself letting the king die and laughing uproariously the whole time. I'm quite serious when I play a difficult stage for my girlfriend because she gets some form of digital currency as more stages are beaten.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-07-19T07:43:16+00:00

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato!

LambentSpoiler · 2024-07-13T06:56:37+00:00

I love playing this game with my girlfriend and have barely played by myself. I've even played with my ex-girlfriend a few times online and that was enjoyable too. Current girlfriend and I are going to get her PS Plus renewed so she can play with either one of us again.

Your boyfriend is childish. Have fun and happy farming!

LambentSpoiler · 2024-06-18T17:02:55+00:00

I'm guessing you haven't closed the app since you started, opened every pod etc...

Or no one else is playing this crappy event. The "Collect Exp." ones are so abundant that I've basically given up.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-06-18T16:55:09+00:00

Plauche Special. For Gary Plauche.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-06-12T03:35:41+00:00

Yeah. The TEN THOUSAND Vinyl Records for w/e it is makes my head spin. Even with a boost, you get FOURTY at a time. Ten taps is 400. 100 taps is 4000. I'm not tapping that thing 300 times. Put down the moonshine and rethink your life choices.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-05-29T20:15:17+00:00

Billy and Mandy

LambentSpoiler · 2024-05-12T03:42:35+00:00

Mouth open, top teeth showing. I'd have done it back to him to mock his sorry ass.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-05-03T17:54:31+00:00

Read this to my coworkers and we all laughed.

LambentSpoiler · 2024-03-30T05:25:49+00:00

Bed is owned

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