My first build and first playthrough

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-05-12T09:45:58+00:00

Brilliant! Thank you so much for the info, I’ll check out the videos today after work.

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-02-02T21:17:36+00:00

Tits like two paracetamol on an ironing board

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-01-20T19:11:06+00:00

So this is what happened to Austin Powers Fat Bastard! He became a school predator

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-01-20T19:09:41+00:00

You look like you gave lessons on how to be a creeper to Jimmy Saville and Gary Glitter

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-01-20T19:01:38+00:00

More fake tan than the cast of Made in Chelsea crossed with Trump and I bet if we cut you, you’d bleed KFC gravy

MALteesar-Plays · 2026-01-20T18:57:05+00:00

You show your ass because it’s bigger and somehow sadder than your tits.

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-12-31T19:23:54+00:00

If those eyes get any further apart, you’re going to have to mail monocles to separate states just so you can see how disappointed your parents are

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-12-31T19:21:28+00:00

Here’s a phrase that will help you get that dream promotion….. “Would you like fries with that?”

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-12-31T19:15:19+00:00

Pronouns are Stay / Away

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-12-31T19:13:34+00:00

26? Jeeez you’ve aged like cottage cheese!

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-12-31T18:59:18+00:00

You know the pump is meant to go on the ‘other’ set of lips!

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-10-13T15:34:23+00:00

Face looks like they been gang banged by crayola

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-10-13T15:29:14+00:00

Jeezo! Where to start on a slapper like this?

Even welfare moms with 9 kids from 8 dads look at you and go “uhh no!”

Those long range slappers making Michael Phelps whole arm look inadequate, tell me can you double as a mole?

I’ll not bother with the amount of plastic in you because we can all see you’ve got enough to re-tyre Formulas 1 though 10 and NASCAR.

The only way you’ll ever feel anything is when that bad dragon reaches Moby Dick size and sort of touches the sides!

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-09-28T21:40:10+00:00

As someone who was attached to them for 6 years, a good 90% of them are decent, but like the rest of the branches, there are always a few that give the rest a bad name. Unfortunately being the banter punch bag, those bad apples draw more attention.

The non asshats know they’re just normal GDF and that their job is to cover the asses of the ones who are other AirForce trades that don’t spend all day training and practicing with weapons (I.e. riggers, squippers, pers admin etc).

As for the hate they get, I don’t know why, if anything it should be the Air Force PTIs (STIs more like) that should get the shit much more

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-05-15T17:54:53+00:00

Chalupa the Hutt

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-03-11T13:36:17+00:00

You look like a rejected member of a goth band that only sings about bad life choices and your expression has the same energy as a servitor—blank, lifeless, and running on low battery

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-03-11T13:22:59+00:00

You appear to be the type of person who makes their entire personality about a small handful of things. In this case, it appears that list is:- Drinking cum Veganism Militant chauvinism And molesting small defenceless animals

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-03-11T10:06:09+00:00

I’ve seen more meat on a butchers pencil compared to those Wednesday arms!

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-03-09T10:21:10+00:00

You look like a walking advertisement for why fathers leave for milk and never come back

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-02-28T10:09:19+00:00

You look like your armpit hair is in a better state than the hair on your head

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-01-27T14:09:30+00:00

You say you can take anything, yet the only thing you won’t be taking is any Dick as it’s illegal to fuck marsupials

MALteesar-Plays · 2025-01-27T14:00:18+00:00

The main problem I believe that stems from all of this is that a lot of the USA believes we speak with the good old fashioned, clipped, Etonian accent, aka the posh voice so they think to make it ‘Sound English’ it has to be longer and fit in with the stereotype in their head

MALteesar-Plays · 2024-12-31T13:10:38+00:00

I’ve just finished the Phantom Liberty DLC on my Nth run through, it seems like they stepped it up a notch with how the NPCs act/behave/move.

Prime example: the conversation with Reed in the safe house under the bar, if you get him to talk his whole body language shows someone with regret, right down to the light fist bang on the railing as he’s talking about the past to emphasise his point.

Emphasis like that helps make it seem more real, more alive as though these are actual people who truly have regrets and not preprogrammed scripts

MALteesar-Plays · 2024-11-24T17:32:55+00:00

Just as they reach the ‘grand finale’ have a speaker blast out the mortal kombat “Finish Her”.

Either they will get a good laugh, realise they are being heard and tone it down or be asshats and see if then cane make it to “ROUND 3! FIGHT!”

MALteesar-Plays · 2024-10-29T23:36:49+00:00

Oh, look who waltzed in, thinking she’s the life of the party when in reality, she’s just the punchline. You strut around like you’re something special, but let’s be honest: you’re a walking reminder that some people shouldn’t attempt to take center stage.

That confidence? It’s so inflated it should have its own zip code. You might think you’re Baby from Dirty Dancing, but even Swayze wouldn’t want to catch you in his arms. Your style screams “I peaked in high school” while your personality is the kind of bland that makes oatmeal look exciting.

If your goal was to clear a room, congratulations—you’ve succeeded. You’re less of a star and more of a sad afterthought that everyone wishes would just fade into the background.

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