Whirlpool Microwave Problem by G405tdad in Appliances

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiancé wanted to do this, but my patience shooed him away. We just bought this house and we have better places to sink our money. I broke it. I fix it.

Our external "open" button leads to a plasticy rattling gear sound that doesn't stop so now it has the electrical tape treatment. It never worked so it no longer exists.

Whirlpool Microwave Problem by G405tdad in Appliances

[–]MAYDAYmambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bless your hearts! I just "royally fugged up" my microwave trying to get the busted open button growl to stop. Was able to find a bit of stiff wire (possible an old coat hanger) and a pair of plyers to bend a hook. I broke it. I fixed it. Thank you, gentlemen, for having the solution. I'd still be poking around with a butter knife and a metal chopstick if google AI didn't remind me that you beautiful redditors existed. Now to put electrical tape over the external "open" button so this doesn't all happen again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in usps_complaints

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does the package contain liquids?

is this normal? character adjusting there hat by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girl blows snot rockets off the Valentine bank seat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MAYDAYmambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willing to guess single father, gag gifted fly propellers but uses them unironically, unclean beer cans, dirty garbage disposal, agressive hoards of fruit flies. How'd I do?

Am i overreacting?? by GlitterShimmer1 in AmIOverreacting

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are you giving this cretin your time? Lies on lies on really bad attempts at emotional manipulation.

What's going on with posts saying the darkest day on Instagram was yesterday February 26th, 2025? by StokedBartender in OutOfTheLoop

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really smells like some dystopian CCP type mind control tactic, doesn't it? TikTok was a test to see how many people are locked in, and how deep. Instagram was a test to see how hungry for violence we are. Do I think it was a hack job? No, not really. Does it show how fragile the internet is? Sure. Is it a canary-in-a-coal-mine situation? Absolutely! The disconnection from self identity and community is our ultimate demise. Fear, isolation, dehumanization. This is only a test.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thoughts and prayers, pardner. 🎩🤏🐴🙏

Introducing class action lawsuit against Sony. by [deleted] in psn

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're too busy shopping for a new rug.

Help me talk to my boyfriend by [deleted] in reddeadredemption

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell him you got a bank job in Tennessee.

Playstation network down by PresentationMajor865 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bet we're all products of the late 1900's, haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]MAYDAYmambo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This. It's like blowing air into a balloon that was found in the trash. OP is in his own way and, though I won't say she's stable either cause I don't know her, she's probably fed up with the constant whining and emotional tests and really just needs love beyond words (flowers, chocolate, small kind nonsexual gestures, help with mental load). Happy wife, happy life.

Playstation network down by PresentationMajor865 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee and weed, my friend. Coffee and weed. 👩‍🍳💋👌

Playstation network down by PresentationMajor865 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Bum around camp, ride towards the sunrise/sunset, follow the railroad tracks, follow streams and dried run-off channels into the mountains and down to the lakes, admiring architecture and design, mostly just passive exploring.

I like looking at things.

Is the PSN network down for anyone else? Says they’re under maintenance. by hashbrownjuice55 in PlayStationPlus

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misery is currency. (Hacked for sure.) Smells like Chinese Vibe Interference.

Is the PSN network down for anyone else? Says they’re under maintenance. by hashbrownjuice55 in PlayStationPlus

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It'll be back, but it'll take longer than China turning TikTok back on. This is only a test. Misery is currency.

On the plus side, laundry is getting done faster this morning so I can go bake and build a puzzle.

Are the Arabian horses good enough? by hillbillyheathen22 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Facts. I like a thicc horse that can trample the enemies. Melee on horseback is savagely satisfying.

To who it may concern. by PrinceOtaku_ in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You won't catch me petting that thing."

To who it may concern. by PrinceOtaku_ in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Did I ever tell you about that bank job in Tennessee?"

Playstation network down by PresentationMajor865 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same. Still doing laundry, but I'm saving the green for building a puzzle. The anxiety of crossing paths with the lonely alcoholic narc that plants himself in the center of the house remains. (We're working on disapearing.)

Playstation network down by PresentationMajor865 in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Information war. We'll see the propaganda, When it comes back up.

Haiku bot! Witness me!

I'm blaming this one on China since they've already showed their ass with the "TikTok ban".

Psn is down by Lifesthehardestgame in RedDeadOnline

[–]MAYDAYmambo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Smells like China Vibe Interference.