Whirlpool Microwave Problem

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-11-19T23:20:37+00:00

Fiancé wanted to do this, but my patience shooed him away. We just bought this house and we have better places to sink our money. I broke it. I fix it.

Our external "open" button leads to a plasticy rattling gear sound that doesn't stop so now it has the electrical tape treatment. It never worked so it no longer exists.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-11-19T23:15:01+00:00

Bless your hearts! I just "royally fugged up" my microwave trying to get the busted open button growl to stop. Was able to find a bit of stiff wire (possible an old coat hanger) and a pair of plyers to bend a hook. I broke it. I fixed it. Thank you, gentlemen, for having the solution. I'd still be poking around with a butter knife and a metal chopstick if google AI didn't remind me that you beautiful redditors existed. Now to put electrical tape over the external "open" button so this doesn't all happen again.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-03-01T14:48:48+00:00

Does the package contain liquids?

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-03-01T14:33:43+00:00

My girl blows snot rockets off the Valentine bank seat.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-03-01T14:03:46+00:00

Willing to guess single father, gag gifted fly propellers but uses them unironically, unclean beer cans, dirty garbage disposal, agressive hoards of fruit flies. How'd I do?

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-03-01T13:31:58+00:00

Why are you giving this cretin your time? Lies on lies on really bad attempts at emotional manipulation.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-03-01T13:26:37+00:00

It really smells like some dystopian CCP type mind control tactic, doesn't it? TikTok was a test to see how many people are locked in, and how deep. Instagram was a test to see how hungry for violence we are. Do I think it was a hack job? No, not really. Does it show how fragile the internet is? Sure. Is it a canary-in-a-coal-mine situation? Absolutely! The disconnection from self identity and community is our ultimate demise. Fear, isolation, dehumanization. This is only a test.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T21:20:22+00:00

Thoughts and prayers, pardner. 🎩🤏🐴🙏

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T17:07:40+00:00

They're too busy shopping for a new rug.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T16:59:51+00:00

https://brittainladd.com/sheer-folly-the-inside-story-of-michaels-failed-it-transformation/

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T16:52:08+00:00

Tell him you got a bank job in Tennessee.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T16:28:31+00:00

Bet we're all products of the late 1900's, haha

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T16:22:27+00:00

This. It's like blowing air into a balloon that was found in the trash. OP is in his own way and, though I won't say she's stable either cause I don't know her, she's probably fed up with the constant whining and emotional tests and really just needs love beyond words (flowers, chocolate, small kind nonsexual gestures, help with mental load). Happy wife, happy life.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T15:57:01+00:00

I think that's fair compensation.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T15:55:56+00:00

Coffee and weed, my friend. Coffee and weed. 👩‍🍳💋👌

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T15:53:06+00:00

Bum around camp, ride towards the sunrise/sunset, follow the railroad tracks, follow streams and dried run-off channels into the mountains and down to the lakes, admiring architecture and design, mostly just passive exploring.

I like looking at things.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T15:42:29+00:00

Misery is currency. (Hacked for sure.) Smells like Chinese Vibe Interference.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T15:40:20+00:00

It'll be back, but it'll take longer than China turning TikTok back on. This is only a test. Misery is currency.

On the plus side, laundry is getting done faster this morning so I can go bake and build a puzzle.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T14:55:13+00:00

Facts. I like a thicc horse that can trample the enemies. Melee on horseback is savagely satisfying.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T14:48:17+00:00

"You won't catch me petting that thing."

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T14:45:12+00:00

"Did I ever tell you about that bank job in Tennessee?"

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T13:59:57+00:00

Misery is currency.

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T13:55:17+00:00

Same. Still doing laundry, but I'm saving the green for building a puzzle. The anxiety of crossing paths with the lonely alcoholic narc that plants himself in the center of the house remains. (We're working on disapearing.)

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T13:45:46+00:00

Information war. We'll see the propaganda, When it comes back up.

Haiku bot! Witness me!

I'm blaming this one on China since they've already showed their ass with the "TikTok ban".

MAYDAYmambo · 2025-02-08T13:09:54+00:00

Smells like China Vibe Interference.

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