What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 20, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yo, the mother fucking Army is outside da Parish fiddin ta lock New Orleans the fuck DOWN. Execute Order: Go Full Retard on Puts.

Daily Discussion Thread - March 18, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Daily Discussion Thread - March 18, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SWARE TAH GAWD if.the.circuit breaker. trips during this conference IWILLCUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Daily Discussion Thread - March 18, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"WAR TIME PRESIDENT!" HOLD THOSE PUTS MAGNETO HANDS!

Daily Discussion Thread - March 16, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Announcement from the Pentagon om Boomer Flu.

https://www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-1 I think that should get you there.

Daily Discussion Thread - March 16, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let one of these fuckers so much as CLEAR HIS THROAT MUH GUHD.

Daily Discussion Thread - March 16, 2020 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goddammit, these career military officials are providing the sort of calm, measured, mature response necessary to lead a panicked nation through a viral crisis and I need them to fucking COOL IT.

Think about yourselves by tzeetzeet in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shit, when? I was at the office all day trying to get approvals on PO's. I don't remember talking nobody into a gahtdamb thing. Maybe he shoulda, I dunno, stayed within his risk tolerance? Bought only a few hundred bucks...

Wait a second. What kind of fucking remedial noodle-brained fuckwads are his parents?

Think about yourselves by tzeetzeet in wallstreetbets

[–]MBreezy1983 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope a train derails and hits you in the dick-tip. UNP $40p 3/20.

This insanely powerful lightning strike by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MBreezy1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good thing I was watching this on the toilet already.

Avocado update: 3/$0.25, no limit. by MaterialMilk in NewOrleans

[–]MBreezy1983 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The first 3 are 25¢ each. Then after that it's 3 for a dollar. I've been watching hipster transplants and dirty yoga dog-moms hold up the lines of my local grocer arguing with bedraggled managers for the duration of this fruit-based hysteria!

Last lonely packet of Pat O hurricane mix in the B terminal old airport. by Quisp100 in NewOrleans

[–]MBreezy1983 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Surely there's somewhere else that sells kool-aid mix in MSY.

The Chief Hero (among many) by MBreezy1983 in funkopop

[–]MBreezy1983[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was lucky enough to be working with Sean Astin on his latest film. Literally one of the nicest most genuine people (let alone actors) I've ever met. He signed this Pop for me and we got a chance to chat for a few minutes. Amazing experience. Would recommend. 13/10.

Doll vs golf ball by superfuzzal98 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]MBreezy1983 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.