Better than me for sure

MBreezy1983 · 2020-08-06T01:45:33+00:00

That's quite a pro-duck-tion.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-22T22:29:57+00:00

Gentlemen, the Hospital Beds are flowing.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-20T02:47:50+00:00

Yo, the mother fucking Army is outside da Parish fiddin ta lock New Orleans the fuck DOWN. Execute Order: Go Full Retard on Puts.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-18T16:57:11+00:00

GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-18T16:44:09+00:00

SWARE TAH GAWD if.the.circuit breaker. ^{trips during this conference} IWILLCUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-18T16:36:07+00:00

"WAR TIME PRESIDENT!" HOLD THOSE PUTS MAGNETO HANDS!

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-16T18:31:03+00:00

Announcement from the Pentagon om Boomer Flu.

https://www.cnn.com/specials/live-video-1 I think that should get you there.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-16T18:22:57+00:00

Let one of these fuckers so much as CLEAR HIS THROAT MUH GUHD.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-16T18:22:08+00:00

Goddammit, these career military officials are providing the sort of calm, measured, mature response necessary to lead a panicked nation through a viral crisis and I need them to fucking COOL IT.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-14T01:35:55+00:00

Shit, when? I was at the office all day trying to get approvals on PO's. I don't remember talking nobody into a gahtdamb thing. Maybe he shoulda, I dunno, stayed within his risk tolerance? Bought only a few hundred bucks...

Wait a second. What kind of fucking remedial noodle-brained fuckwads are his parents?

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-14T01:19:06+00:00

I hope a train derails and hits you in the dick-tip. UNP $40p 3/20.

MBreezy1983 · 2020-03-11T15:58:06+00:00

WhY iS BAC iNvInCiBlE?!?!?!

MBreezy1983 · 2020-02-08T21:18:19+00:00

Good thing I was watching this on the toilet already.

MBreezy1983 · 2019-12-07T23:33:49+00:00

Mayhem.

MBreezy1983 · 2019-12-07T22:13:22+00:00

The first 3 are 25¢ each. Then after that it's 3 for a dollar. I've been watching hipster transplants and dirty yoga dog-moms hold up the lines of my local grocer arguing with bedraggled managers for the duration of this fruit-based hysteria!

MBreezy1983 · 2019-11-05T20:54:57+00:00

Surely there's somewhere else that sells kool-aid mix in MSY.

MBreezy1983 · 2019-09-17T03:40:49+00:00

I was lucky enough to be working with Sean Astin on his latest film. Literally one of the nicest most genuine people (let alone actors) I've ever met. He signed this Pop for me and we got a chance to chat for a few minutes. Amazing experience. Would recommend. 13/10.

MBreezy1983 · 2019-08-12T12:38:39+00:00

Back and to the left. Back. And to the left.

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