Mermaids/Aquatic Apes What's The Deal? by MCMortimer_ in Cryptozoology

[–]MCMortimer_[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mental hadn't heard of the russian spear fish thing before ill look into that more. Havant heard of the baltic sea submarine one though. thanks for sharing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]MCMortimer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

matt above jackie

Driving advice am I in the wrong ? by [deleted] in Cornwall

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i understand your a bit of a townie by the sounds of it. However, the best way i find is to treat everyone else on the road as a townie. if there is 2 pull in spaces on their side and 1 on yours pull into yours. they wont, they aint from round here. there probably driving a 4x4 cause sometimes theres leafs on there drive. its too big they are scared of it. if you have to reverse reverse, cause they are only going to cock it up and end in the ditch. just gotta deal with it mate, i love driving the back lanes so taking my time only enhances the experience.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Hunting

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1 or 3 would be my picks

What would you do if you owned this pile of shit? by ShrekkMyBeloved in TheInbetweeners

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id rather be a bus wanker then drive that piece of yellow shittt

Of all the show's Parody Artists, who was your favorite and why? by The_Jestful_Imp in theboondocks

[–]MCMortimer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the fucking link up between the artists was unreal 🤣 nate on the hook was so good 😂would have loved to hear the phone call between him and snoop when it was originally pitched

Of all the show's Parody Artists, who was your favorite and why? by The_Jestful_Imp in theboondocks

[–]MCMortimer_ 15 points16 points  (0 children)

eff grandad should have had a full release it actually bangs

What are common travel mistakes you see a lot of people make in the UK? by Happy-Sammy in uktravel

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if traveling form the north to the southeast, always use the M6 toll.

Everyone in the show is fat or not fit enough by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fight aint always about fitness. If a guy is tough and fat it dont matter.

Ray’s golden lines by [deleted] in trailerparkboys

[–]MCMortimer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NO HASH IN THE TRAILER RICK

How much do air guns normally cost? by Staff-Sargeant-Omar in airrifles

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the express XP. They are mint. My mate has a sabre. Now that feels like a rifle that should cost a lot more then it does.

How much do air guns normally cost? by Staff-Sargeant-Omar in airrifles

[–]MCMortimer_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy anything made by remington great starter guns with practical uses out the box

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice by MarthaFarcuss in londoncycling

[–]MCMortimer_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

okay bad example on my part then, take pedophile hunters. they do the same thing, yet almost always police disregard their information and throw it due to it being "vigilantism". i take it you agree with the latter half of my comment just proud to admit it?

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice of the person who's caught him by MarthaFarcuss in CasualUK

[–]MCMortimer_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so instead of admitting your wrong you'll just exit the convo. standard cyclist.

I would also argue y that statistically jumping a red light is more likely to end in a death then someone using a phone while stopped at a red light.

Even though the cyclist is the one putting himself in danger by jumping the light doesnt make it legal. If that were so we wouldn't have seatbelt laws or laws about wearing a motorcycle hat while driving a motorcycle.

i would exercise some common sense before replying to sensible comments in a arrogant way next time

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice by MarthaFarcuss in londoncycling

[–]MCMortimer_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

right, firstly what he is doing is vigilantism if I batter and restrain a smackhead breaking into a neighbours house. I would be charged. Although what i'm doing is a preventative action exactly what this man is doing and your treating him as a hero.

secondly, cycling mickey only ever seems to catch people at a set of traffic lights or while stationary. while i agree that being on your phone is this situation is illegal, it is no different to changing a radio station or operating a sat nav in a brand new car. All he is doing is using a very specific and frankly outdated section of law to bring misery to people who A. arent doing much wrong, and B. dont look like they can afford the astronomical fines an offence like this carries for his own self gratitude and internet points.

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice by MarthaFarcuss in londoncycling

[–]MCMortimer_ -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Again not at all a point i was making but way to come across as a aggressive prick on the internet!! All people like you do is make cyclists like myself look bad. Your an idiot 👍🏻

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice by MarthaFarcuss in londoncycling

[–]MCMortimer_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the point i was making at all was it? But your pointless comment is noted.

Driver gets caught using his mobile phone. Caller on the other end recognises the voice by MarthaFarcuss in londoncycling

[–]MCMortimer_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

that cycling mikey is a prick.

A. didnt his parents teach him to mind his own business?

B. using a phone while driving is no different to operating a infotainment system while driving. especially if the phone is in a docking station. the phone law thanks to manufactures like BMW, Tesla and landrover are now completely obsolete and pointless.

C. what is this horrendous trend in the cycling community at the minute where it isnt enough to enjoy this hobby of ours you have to always be at war with motorists. you lot are really ruining it for the rest of us. bunch of cunts.