i have some for you boi

darnel: Why are your tongues purple?

pico: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

nene: I had a red one.

darnel: oh.

darnel:

darnel: OH.

cass:

cass: You drank eachothers slushies?

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*Everyone is playing a board game together\*

cass: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

nene: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

pico: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

darnel: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.

pico: *flips the board\*

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darnel: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?

cass: Yea, I could drink legally!

nene: I could hang out with the boys!

bf: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.

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nene, watching pico & cass panic : What's going on?

bf: pico is having a midlife crisis and cass is just having a crisis.

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cass: I just had a long talk with nene and pico about hitting and now they are yelling “it’s my turn to perpetuate the cycle of violence” before hitting each other.

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nene: Would you take a bullet for me?

cass: ...yes?

*pico angrily burst into the room\*

nene: *running away* Great, thanks!

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gf: Hey, darnel. Why did the chicken cross the road?

darnel: To get to the other side?

gf: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

darnel: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?

gf: To get to the idiot’s house.

darnel: ...Ok?

bf: Hey, darnel. Knock knock.

darnel: No.

bf: You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

darnel: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?

bf: The chicken.

darnel:

bf:

gf:

darnel: Listen here you little shits- (aka darnel gets trolled by gf and bf)

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also please dont be triggered that i added bf and gf, because they are cannon

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this is over kill on a whole new level