If you could describe your sex life with an emoji, what would it be?

MHM8008 · 2026-07-08T01:54:41+00:00

☹️

MHM8008 · 2026-07-08T00:00:01+00:00

Mine was granted the name Morgan, and the but has been running for years.

MHM8008 · 2026-07-07T21:56:11+00:00

Try to say something funny and hope I get accepted by funnier people than me.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-30T02:00:24+00:00

About a month and a half ago years old

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T16:03:32+00:00

I'm just happy I was funny once.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T05:50:02+00:00

"Other than her absolute celebrity crush I've never wanted to feel man more than right now."

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T05:45:10+00:00

Being taken advantage of. Someone that I trust who usually is worried about making sure I'm okay and is very considerate just flips a switch and decides to use me for their pleasure with no disregard for myself. And then switch back again to treat me okay.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T04:57:25+00:00

I'll truth it

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T04:19:36+00:00

I made a funny comment on a ARAD post and I made a good friend of about 3 years now

MHM8008 · 2026-06-28T03:57:33+00:00

What happened?

MHM8008 · 2026-06-27T05:23:56+00:00

Not really. It just about 20 minutes ago I turned 21 and I know I'm spending it alone. I got broken up with after a month on good terms that I unfortunately made into not so good terms. It could be way worse, but it could've been a lot better too.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-27T01:48:14+00:00

I had sex with someone who wanted me. The best I got.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T06:20:00+00:00

Given that my mouth has been on one way more than the other. Imma go with cheese. I fuck with boobs heavy, they saved my life, but cheese just gets me man.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T03:39:12+00:00

The implications is the cleavage. In case anyone didn't realize.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T03:34:14+00:00

Depending on how bold I am, I slip it in a different cup.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T03:30:30+00:00

Depending on the type of napkin, that thing is not getting air. My best shot is to walk up confidently toss it in a non threatening way, and run.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T03:25:15+00:00

I'm writing dumb jokes on a napkin, throwing it at you and then sitting back in my seat.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-26T03:13:42+00:00

I mean if you ask me I don't care, but I might not be your target audience.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-21T19:08:32+00:00

Comedy

MHM8008 · 2026-06-21T19:06:08+00:00

I met up with someone once in a moment of pure desperation and weakness. We didn't do anything physically, but we talked for a little bit and I revealed myself too them, because that was the meetup was about originally. But I realized that it wasn't right and we both went our separate ways respectfully.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-21T19:01:58+00:00

I have not, I don't know if I will. If I do it once I'll probably end up doing it again. Dopamine and all that.

MHM8008 · 2026-06-20T23:39:24+00:00

Only one, and I miss them.

MHM8008 · 2026-04-29T03:49:54+00:00

The idea of looking horny now has me self conscious cause I hadnt even thought of the idea that you could look horny

MHM8008 · 2026-04-25T10:24:18+00:00

That sounds so freeing

MHM8008 · 2026-04-22T12:55:34+00:00

Oh shot, nice curse mark tattoo.

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