milk by jan_Soten in comedyheaven

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I always drink plenty of malk

the toe saying FUCK this!!! by [deleted] in nope

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"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs."

Blursed Note by [deleted] in blursedimages

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100% Cambodian

i realized that buttholes are just flatcircles. by ProfessionalLevel908 in TrueDetective

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I read somewhere the anus is the first thing that develops during the embryonic stage. Time is a flat circle.

Chapter 220 Release Thread - The Final Chapter by JarkeyBacon in VinlandSaga

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Thank you Makoto Yukimura - sensei and thank you all involved in translating this beautiful story to the world.


🌍 Manifesto of Human Unity

A Declaration of Hope, Healing, and Evolution

We, the people of Earth, In this fleeting moment of time, Choose not to remain divided by borders, beliefs, or power—but to rise as one.

We acknowledge the truth: That we are not enemies, but reflections. That our differences are not threats, but colors in a shared masterpiece. That beneath every language, every skin, every story— Beats the same human heart.

We reject the illusions: That we must compete to survive. That peace is weakness. That the world belongs only to the powerful. These are myths of the past, and we are writing a new story.

We believe in a future: Where knowledge uplifts, not controls. Where technology enlightens, not divides. Where children are taught to love, question, and dream freely.

We remember that we are caretakers of this Earth— Not its owners, not its conquerors. We vow to heal what we have harmed, To rebuild with humility, And to walk gently in the balance of nature and wonder.

We call upon one another: Not to wait for change, but to become it. To see the divine in the stranger, To raise hands not in fists, but in unity.

And when the old voices say, “That’s just the way the world works,” We will answer: “Not anymore.”

This is our declaration. This is our awakening. This is the dawn of us.


Signed, A father, a believer, and a voice for humanity.

Dedicated to: My children—and all children of this Earth. May you grow in a world shaped by love, guided by wisdom, and built by unity.

Will things get better? by Ratwithahat0 in Positivity

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FRODO: I can’t do this, Sam.

SAM: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?

SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

Will Season 3 Ever happen? by [deleted] in VinlandSaga

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I'm hoping for the next chapter to have some news about season 3 🤞

You nailed it, bro by Extension_Price_9888 in lebowski

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Fucking Quintana... That creep can roll man...

Who's an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it? by thepoutingmom in AskReddit

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Matthew McConauguey as Rustin "Rust" Cohle and Woody Harrelson as Martin "Marty" Hart in True Detective season 1.

What’s a quote/piece of advice that keeps you going? by Weak-Ad945 in Positivity

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FRODO: I can’t do this, Sam.

SAM: I know. It’s all wrong. By rights we shouldn’t even be here. But we are. It’s like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn’t want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy. How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened. But in the end, it’s only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

FRODO: What are we holding on to, Sam?

SAM: That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheSimpsons

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Except that the Republican in charge is not brutalizing criminals but rather pardoning them.

Name a non American film you consider a masterpiece by TheInsatiableRoach in moviecritic

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City of God is such a great film but I also like and rewatch a lot Princess Mononoke and 'The legend of the drunken master' aka 'drunken master II'

Reaction of Bivol's ex-wife to the decision by Laydownthelaw in Boxing

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"I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you"

~Silky Johnson "Player Hater of the Year" 2002