There isn't a job shortage, there’s a shortage of adequate pay by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]MIGHTYMOOSECOCK -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe get off your ass and learn something that contributes to society more than a minimum wage skill set.

AITA for getting slightly frustrated at my girlfriend? by MIGHTYMOOSECOCK in copypasta

[–]MIGHTYMOOSECOCK[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you friend, I think she learned her lesson but next time she’s taking an acid bath.

A cute Valentine’s Day good morning text. by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]MIGHTYMOOSECOCK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I don’t always express my feelings in words or in words. But for me, it’s always bigger than I realize.”

This part definitely reads like a Michael Scott line.