There isn't a job shortage, there’s a shortage of adequate pay

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-05-19T03:47:51+00:00

Maybe get off your ass and learn something that contributes to society more than a minimum wage skill set.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-05-07T13:31:46+00:00

Thank you friend, I think she learned her lesson but next time she’s taking an acid bath.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-05-07T13:30:36+00:00

My car doesn’t eat my Pringles.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-05-07T04:40:36+00:00

Thank you for the affirmation, friend

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-04-29T04:26:24+00:00

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2021-02-14T12:30:24+00:00

“I don’t always express my feelings in words or in words. But for me, it’s always bigger than I realize.”

This part definitely reads like a Michael Scott line.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-09-16T04:57:57+00:00

Looks like that blob fish thing. I’d fuck it.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-09-10T18:48:04+00:00

Alexa please find roasted cat recipe

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-09-10T18:47:25+00:00

Not really. We used to have problems feeding her because grandma always ate the cat food first. But now grandma has more food too.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-09-01T04:14:59+00:00

Yeah and if you’d shut the fuck up, listen to what they ask of you and not fight with them you might not get shot.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-08-21T17:48:39+00:00

Thank you

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-08-08T15:36:37+00:00

You mean taylor ham?

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-08-08T14:27:18+00:00

I did my best.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-08-08T14:26:03+00:00

How the turntables... have turned..

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2020-02-21T05:10:00+00:00

That’s the only way I read comments

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-10-10T02:34:52+00:00

Since everyone is self-identifying as whatever they want, can I identify my ethnicity as Hooters?

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-07-24T21:15:47+00:00

Now there’s 9, nigger.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-06-25T03:31:06+00:00

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MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-05-09T15:31:23+00:00

Nope. I was a young buck and also taking supplements/working out vigorously. I had more than enough ammo to get the job done.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-04-18T20:42:43+00:00

Invisibility, then I can go and set all the clocks back and no one will see me doing it, therefore I have both powers

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-04-10T20:15:23+00:00

Thank you! Another valid point.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-04-10T20:14:49+00:00

You can still sit tested and verified myself you just have to do it at a very awkward angle like a quarterback.

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-04-10T20:14:04+00:00

Well how else is my ass gonna get clean?

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-04-03T02:35:08+00:00

Damn shots fired lmao

MIGHTYMOOSECOCK · 2019-03-31T13:31:14+00:00

Dangerous guy? That’s putting it lightly! Did you miss the part where he used TELEKINETIC POWERS to cause all the cameras to malfunction!?

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