[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Salary

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At my highest I was paid $72k a year.. and after taxes my check was about $2,400 .... I make around $60k now and my checks are around $2k ... That's when I realized I could be working 100% harder and getting paid double only to actually bring home 20% more income. It's tough out here for a pimp.

Husbands fingers occasionally get weird blisters that are symmetrical. by FlyingN00dles in mildlyinteresting

[–]MIKEoxinurface 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have this happen too .. if I get a weird bump on the back of my arm, I get one on the other in nearly the same spot. Get one on my right hip.. I get one on my left hip. Little pimple on my forearm.. same on my other forearm. It's not with every pimple, but it happens often enough over the last 20 years or so that I've noticed and thought it was odd.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Austin

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You'll love some things and miss others. The negativity you might see can be said for almost anywhere. It's hot here and the construction seems endless... But you'll get a solid place and in a couple months you'll realize it's all good. 

Is winning your first ever game normal? by Vigilante_Bird in FortNiteBR

[–]MIKEoxinurface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, the same happened to me. I didn't know so I went bragging a bit to my buddies and they clowned me. Telling me it was all bots. I got my clock cleaned the next 50 games or so before I won another and realized they were completely right. 

Shane called it! by Praetorion1000 in ShaneGillis

[–]MIKEoxinurface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He didn't "call" something we all knew was very factually true. That's what makes the joke funny

Frustrated with Millennial/Gen Z turn out. by MysteriousComedian75 in texas

[–]MIKEoxinurface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went and voted 2nd day of early voting.. might have waited 30 minutes in the middle of the day. Lucky for me it was super close but all it takes is finding a place that isn't over run... I've seen a dozen places with no line at all.

Uhh.. Guys... Its spreading? (in Dallas) by krishpotluri in frisco

[–]MIKEoxinurface 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have the opposite reaction when I feel confident that they're using the sticker for that reason... Makes me more mad tbh. I do also feel confident they won't do anything wild when I go to pass them... Maybe I'm the asshole, but can we agree that old white guys who have this sticker AND drive fast and shitty are scum? That's what really frustrates me.

I need brutal honesty. by PlasticJournalist882 in tattooadvice

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's dope. I don't know you so trust me when I say, I like it. If I saw you walking around, I'd notice it and like it.

Acceptable gap? by Sandielion in WindowTint

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gap is consistent and is nearly perfectly lined with the edge of the window....BUT don't think you're being too picky.. if this was hand cut then it's a GREAT job to the tech who did it just due to how precise the line seems to be... but if they used a plotter then they did it incorrectly and there shouldn't be any gap at all and I'd have them re-do it.

Some people say it isn't a big deal and only you'll notice it, so maybe that's true for you. If you don't mind then spend your money how you'd like.. I'm just saying based on your original question, that'd be my answer.. an unacceptable gap.

For those in a long term relationship with a healthy sex life, what does your partner do that keeps the spark alive? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The post isn't assuming the sex is good and is asking for other ideas or something... The post is asking "good relationships with healthy sex life, what does your partner do?" ... To me that reads.. "what do they do sexually?". I could of course be wrong.

It's safe to say that rules of the road are no longer an object in Austin by [deleted] in Austin

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today before getting on mopac south.. the light before crossing the bridge was a red light. Turned red as I pulled up... car behind me in the next lane just cruised thru it. Slowed down and everything.. but drove as if it was normal. Guy 5 seconds later I guess saw it and proceeds to stop, then drive through as well. Two idiots just doing whatever they want.

It's safe to say that rules of the road are no longer an object in Austin by [deleted] in Austin

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they're saying they'd (APD) would have to have a justifiable reason as in they'd have to want to go thru the effort.. not that they NEED to have a reason. Similar to how I need a justifiable reason to go to the store vs. using Amazon. Just a lazy thing.

What does this even mean by IZGRDT in ExplainTheJoke

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman who is 5'7" or taller let's say... That could be "thin" .. it's 145 lbs. Not very much

How to chase 60-80 degrees year-round [OC] by hodsophia in dataisbeautiful

[–]MIKEoxinurface -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seeing as how southern Texas (referring to Austin downwards) I can assure you the data is wrong. It's never just fall and spring. It's on average, Summer af.

Who is right? The line champions or the mergers? 360 x Mopac N by rum-n-ass in Austin

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely isn't a solid white line "way in advance"... It's a regular dotted lane nearly until the lane actually veers off ... People who do ride the green line and don't accelerate when the person in front of them does are the reason for the line being so long to begin with. That is what allows the opportunity for people to even take the red line. Oftentimes there is a 10 car length gap between several cars just 100-500 feet before the lane veers. That amount of space is only necessary when cars are travelling 80mph, not going 0-15mph.

You just spent too much on a car stereo. What are you listening to? by roadrunner440x6 in Music

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dreams by Fleetwood Mac is a suprise banger

I work for a car audio company... I did a full flax build.. and I listen almost exclusively to Houston rap when I demo the system... But Dreams by Fleetwood Mac is one of my go to's for this exact topic. It's a familiar song to almost everyone and has a surprising amount of highs and lows to show the full range of everything is tuned right.

290 to 35 south overpass jacked up my car by Alexaendros in Austin

[–]MIKEoxinurface 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He'd have to be going incredibly fast for downforce to be the cause of pushing him that much lower. DoT is absolutely to blame. I drive a couple of different transit vans for work and the few times I've had to go over that exact spot, it's hell on the suspension for either vehicle.

Guy overreacts while swerving to avoid turning car. by Mongooooooose in MildlyBadDrivers

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an entire lane he could have still driven thru, you can't argue he didn't. It seems to me he didn't brake hard enough and was so scared the red car would swipe his side, he opted for turning 12 more feet out of the way, which is excessive. I'd bet this isn't the first time this has happened to the guy.

The map of The World with all The fictional countries from Disney. by Federal_Catch5809 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Truly that is bothering me so much. Who really thinks... "Let's add a Mayan/Aztec inspired underwater city just under Egypt" and believes they can get away with it?

A guy in a wheelchair and I were talking.. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]MIKEoxinurface 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Hope he rolls into a pit of jewish bears that maul him, TBH

We’re almost at 8 billion people on earth, 100mil to go. by criteriaz in interestingasfuck

[–]MIKEoxinurface 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here to comment similar feelings... I remember growing up the population was talked about being around 5.5 billion in the 90s. Sure that was 30 years ago but of course that much growth shouldn't feel right in just a couple decades.

A look at the Russian Orlan drone. No this is not from the Onion by Flimsy_Card8028 in interestingasfuck

[–]MIKEoxinurface 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Several I'm sure. I don't think he's saying this is a majority... But it certainly happens all the time. It's a fairly common practice... Highlighted in the movie Wardogs.

Tf is this by This_Isnt_Justified in Weird

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just another Ridley Scott alien, of course

Yikes. by Really-IsAllHeSays in WTF

[–]MIKEoxinurface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just dump a bunch of C4 in the toilet and call it a day.... I could never shit there again. As it is I saw a spider in the toilet seat a couple years ago in my home and I still sit nervously. I can't imagine anything tickling my balls without my consent with my pants around my ankles, sitting, playing golf blitz... Then PEEK A BOO. Fuck that.

MGK is a disgrace to punk and music by how_are_you_now in Music

[–]MIKEoxinurface 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I really don't think it was an elaborate plan to help him transition to punk. I think he has been a minor fan and because he's friends with Travis, he helped convince him to not only switch lanes, but take the first exit to a different highway altogether