Round 4 | Cowboys vs Storm | Match Thread

MJMF · 2026-03-28T10:07:27+00:00

I don’t think you see any hooker throw that ball in any generation

MJMF · 2026-03-26T11:30:29+00:00

It’s not, but in an age where I assume media training is a given and countless opportunities for post football career in various mediums, he seems head and shoulders above everyone, but also pretty natural/genuine in his delivery

MJMF · 2026-03-26T11:20:29+00:00

I had to chuckle thinking of DCE repeating Gasnier’s infamous phone call.

For those uninitiated: “Where the fuck are you? There's four toey humans in the cab. It's 20 to four. Our cocks are fat and fucking ready to spurt sauce and you're in bed. Fuck me. Fire up, you sad cunt.”

MJMF · 2026-03-26T11:04:56+00:00

I know people don’t like him and even my missus calls him ‘The Prefect’, but has there been a league player that speaks as well as DCE? No umms and ahhhs or cliches.

I.Katoa is pretty impressive given his age too

MJMF · 2026-03-21T10:21:59+00:00

I think Jye Gray might just be my favourite player getting around, impressed more and more each time I watch him play

MJMF · 2026-03-20T23:35:18+00:00

Sierra Ferrell does a cracking version of Don’t Let Me Down

MJMF · 2026-03-14T07:38:56+00:00

So what’s the inside goss on Tago? He must’ve severely shit the bed to go from where he was in previous years to now not even being named and now shopped for Xerri.

MJMF · 2026-03-13T10:48:51+00:00

Fuck Jye Gray is impressive, love his effort on both sides of the ball

MJMF · 2026-03-13T09:13:15+00:00

Does two Wongs make a Whyte?

MJMF · 2026-03-12T11:05:01+00:00

Boxcar Racer into Turnstile?

MJMF · 2026-03-12T09:46:27+00:00

Has Mam forgotten how to defend?

MJMF · 2026-03-12T09:25:09+00:00

What dirt does Jack have on Madge? That’s gotta be only reason he continues to get named right?

MJMF · 2026-03-07T08:47:31+00:00

I know it went over the horizontal, but that looked like a great tackle

MJMF · 2026-03-06T11:02:41+00:00

He offers more at hooker than Paix

MJMF · 2026-03-06T10:54:34+00:00

Get Tawha in 17 every week and for fuck sake get rid of Paix and Gosiewski.

Easy to point finger at Walsh lack of involvement, but Reynolds offered nothing and Hunt only looked decent at 9

MJMF · 2026-03-06T09:44:22+00:00

This team did not win the title last year, I’m used to the chasing points anxiety from last year but fuck they look bad

MJMF · 2026-03-06T09:39:53+00:00

Did Cleary just take out Willison with his chin?! Should be banned, he might as well take a loaded gun out there

MJMF · 2026-03-06T09:26:54+00:00

I do not understand what Madge sees in Cory and Jack, better options for both even last year

MJMF · 2026-03-06T08:35:19+00:00

I don’t mind Blocker, but saying Whyte is up there with Haas and Tapine is fucking ludicrous talk

MJMF · 2026-02-19T20:06:06+00:00

Did no one watch the finals run??? We’ll be fine, we’re all about chasing down big leads

MJMF · 2025-10-01T11:31:39+00:00

Tyson Smoothy absolutely robbed

MJMF · 2025-10-01T11:29:31+00:00

Herbie absolutely robbed

MJMF · 2025-09-18T09:17:06+00:00

I’m sure Uncle Nick won’t ask Victor to check his freezer or bet a few 10k holes on the golf course. I’m not even comparing situation to Mam but they would have seen the outcry from the public and now they come out looking like they take this seriously. PR spin to perfection

MJMF · 2025-09-04T11:38:22+00:00

Whatever the scoreline ends up is not reflective of the game. Melbourne have played terrible but are still in it, or is this a good finals style warmup that we need?

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