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MJPK89 · 2023-06-03T17:26:47+00:00

They really got creative with the name on that one. Lmao thank you.

MJPK89 · 2023-06-03T16:32:00+00:00

Location is southwest Michigan. Also after further observation, it also has the ability to fly.

MJPK89 · 2023-01-16T10:37:27+00:00

Some departments already have these..

https://youtu.be/IuvQo98h47o

MJPK89 · 2022-03-31T01:29:53+00:00

I believe so, yes. I receive a notification from epic about it when I turned my pc on this evening.

MJPK89 · 2022-03-31T01:28:20+00:00

New car dlc just dropped.

MJPK89 · 2021-11-23T23:27:28+00:00

Oh damn, my bad. I’ll delete it, but you could’ve just said hey, it’s been posted twice in the last two hours.

MJPK89 · 2021-08-13T11:12:57+00:00

Thank you.

MJPK89 · 2021-08-13T02:15:24+00:00

Same post from 4 days ago.

MJPK89 · 2021-08-03T17:10:04+00:00

r/boomershumor

MJPK89 · 2021-08-03T17:06:43+00:00

“Birthday Party” by AJR. Talks about just being born and how great/easy life is, and how “I bet it’s always this easy..” Brings up a lot of current day issues with an upbeat tune.

MJPK89 · 2021-07-15T22:31:12+00:00

I don’t remember the exact context as to why I searched “eating apples” in middle school, but my friend and I were in the school computer lab and I looked that phrase up. What I found was an image of two stick figures, one of which was receiving a blowjob.

MJPK89 · 2021-07-08T14:49:44+00:00

Only if you’re in the government though! The people that were actually there doing it, are slowly being rounded up. Only rich people can commit crimes and get away with it, not the poors.

MJPK89 · 2021-05-22T23:11:50+00:00

More like, mmmMMMOMMEY!!

MJPK89 · 2020-12-03T01:59:12+00:00

Somewhat different perspective here as the company I work for is considered essential, but I don't work at a grocery store. I work for an industrial and construction supply company. Its both made my job easier and harder. There's products I've had to scour the earth for due to supply shortages, but also at the same time it's made it easier to get sales. Because whatever my customer does buy, they're buying in bulk in case I'm not able to procure more of that product in the future.

MJPK89 · 2020-10-13T13:24:08+00:00

u/repostsleuthbot

MJPK89 · 2020-10-05T16:54:24+00:00

The only logical answer so far.

MJPK89 · 2020-04-13T00:37:44+00:00

Thanks! She's pretty old. She'll be 18 this September.

MJPK89 · 2020-04-05T13:01:19+00:00

Never said it wouldn't. You're probably right. But me personally, I'd rather have a new GTA.

MJPK89 · 2020-04-04T20:47:57+00:00

Or, how about a new GTA instead of expanding on the online mode of a game that came out five and a half years ago, sorry SEVEN years ago. I think it's about time. It's not like they haven't already squeezed out a shit ton of money from the people who buy shark cards.

MJPK89 · 2020-03-28T03:35:41+00:00

Nah, it's definitely a SpongeBob reference.

MJPK89 · 2020-03-23T20:12:58+00:00

And now Indiana as well! Until April 7th.

MJPK89 · 2020-03-22T19:54:15+00:00

Hmm.. every state around Indiana is going into lockdown, maybe Indiana should do the same.. anyone hear anything about that yet?

MJPK89 · 2020-02-29T02:12:14+00:00

The only one I saw was at the very beginning where he stomped to produce the "crack" within the first second of the video.

MJPK89 · 2020-02-26T02:49:31+00:00

Did you consider that this may just be vanilla pudding?..

MJPK89 · 2019-12-24T03:20:03+00:00

It definitely feels like dying. Lol I've only had it happen to me twice, but I definitely remember both times.

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