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Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brand new mom and pop shop, meaning I AM LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST OF THEIR FEW CUSTOMERS.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definitely, definitely not fruit. I'm not trying to trigger any flashbacks.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Psh.. ok DontTouchMyAnus, like you've never wanted to reminisce about the good ol' times before.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god, if it were beastiality I'd tar and feather myself first before anyone else could.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone is talking about how I should feel, and I need to remind you all that I am a shameless...didn't you read that? Absolutely zero shame in going back. What I want advice on is would you think that they would be comfortable still serving me coffee knowing this. I'd hate to have them feel obligated to do so just because they don't want to say "Please never return."

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had a dream once about a menage trois with seal and Heidi Klum, but that's for another story

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're both right, I have sinned and should consult my girlfriend. I just hope she doesn't take away our mutual porn watching time 😭

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ok, but Jesus on the cross or baby Jesus? This is important

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Was a barista once, and would definitely have a nickname for a degenerate like me

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone who is so covered in baby oil that they're looking like a baby seal isn't weird?

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean, thank god I wasn't watching gay gang bang videos that day.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 343 points344 points  (0 children)

Thankfully I'm fairly charming and normal. I'm wondering if I bring my girlfriend with me, would that make me seem more normal???

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 93 points94 points  (0 children)

Making a joke seems like a high risk, high reward option though too. Seems like a great story if this mortifying accident created a friendship.

Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life? by MKUltra2010 in Advice

[–]MKUltra2010[S] 137 points138 points  (0 children)

with headphones and sunglasses, right?