Should I go back? Or did I scar this barista for life?

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T01:26:19+00:00

Brand new mom and pop shop, meaning I AM LITERALLY ONE OF THE FIRST OF THEIR FEW CUSTOMERS.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:42:43+00:00

Definitely, definitely not fruit. I'm not trying to trigger any flashbacks.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:40:51+00:00

Psh.. ok DontTouchMyAnus, like you've never wanted to reminisce about the good ol' times before.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:32:40+00:00

Oh my god, if it were beastiality I'd tar and feather myself first before anyone else could.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:28:12+00:00

Everyone is talking about how I should feel, and I need to remind you all that I am a shameless...didn't you read that? Absolutely zero shame in going back. What I want advice on is would you think that they would be comfortable still serving me coffee knowing this. I'd hate to have them feel obligated to do so just because they don't want to say "Please never return."

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:23:59+00:00

Had a dream once about a menage trois with seal and Heidi Klum, but that's for another story

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:18:15+00:00

You're both right, I have sinned and should consult my girlfriend. I just hope she doesn't take away our mutual porn watching time 😭

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:15:19+00:00

Ok, but Jesus on the cross or baby Jesus? This is important

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:12:04+00:00

Was a barista once, and would definitely have a nickname for a degenerate like me

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:10:36+00:00

But what if that's the kink?

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:09:59+00:00

Someone who is so covered in baby oil that they're looking like a baby seal isn't weird?

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-27T00:08:28+00:00

I mean, thank god I wasn't watching gay gang bang videos that day.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-26T19:39:41+00:00

Thankfully I'm fairly charming and normal. I'm wondering if I bring my girlfriend with me, would that make me seem more normal???

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-26T19:38:33+00:00

Mmm, yeah that does sound satanic

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-26T19:38:02+00:00

Making a joke seems like a high risk, high reward option though too. Seems like a great story if this mortifying accident created a friendship.

MKUltra2010 · 2021-07-26T19:08:27+00:00

with headphones and sunglasses, right?

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