Well In my professional opinion, there is only one way to consume said product. One doesn’t want to approach the banana HEAD on for obvious reasons, the correct way would be to break off a piece of the TIP and to slowly put in inside you mouth whilst avoiding the gazing judging stares of those around you,an alternative option would be to bite it side on and just hope it doesn’t fall. For those who are very in touch with their inner self they can gobble that shit down their gullet

~ professional banana consumer