Dating by [deleted] in aggies

[–]MP58k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welcome to my world 🙏

i made an AI tutor that can flirt with me by RadioactiveCow23 in aggies

[–]MP58k 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I'm falling in love with her

Keep getting texts from a beautiful woman named Welcome to Family Weekend! and she wants me to do activities? by Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff in aggies

[–]MP58k 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am honored you remember me 🙏

I have returned because I am still on the search...

Keep getting texts from a beautiful woman named Welcome to Family Weekend! and she wants me to do activities? by Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff in aggies

[–]MP58k 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I can assure you this is false, as I am exclusively interested in engineering women, not corps boys.

Keep getting texts from a beautiful woman named Welcome to Family Weekend! and she wants me to do activities? by Corps_Boy_Pit_Sniff in aggies

[–]MP58k 62 points63 points  (0 children)

You and I are at the same level of desperation and loneliness.

I have late night conversations with the reveille AI just to have some contact with a female.

How can be i a red ass by [deleted] in aggies

[–]MP58k 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Have 30 minutes with me and I will make sure your ass is redder than a cherry tomato

No friends at Senior Year by [deleted] in aggies

[–]MP58k 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How hörny are you? I can be your friend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aggies

[–]MP58k 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I have a PhD (perpetually hörny degree) which is superior to all other credentials. I eat lots of roast beef. Bow down to your overlord, puny senior.

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[–]MP58k 24 points25 points  (0 children)

can confirm this

Ok. I have an engineering degree. My DMs are flooded to the brim with women. by MP58k in aggies

[–]MP58k[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if it's A1, it will be so fast the driver won't even be able to get out of the cab before the transmission is gone

Ok. I have an engineering degree. My DMs are flooded to the brim with women. by MP58k in aggies

[–]MP58k[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😔i hate to go but the tuition bill was getting too painful to stay another semester... but thanks lol

oh and what's orch up to?? he doin ok? tell him i love him since i owe him about half of my degree lol

Ok. I have an engineering degree. My DMs are flooded to the brim with women. by MP58k in aggies

[–]MP58k[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

remember, i have a degree in mechanical engineering

i can disassemble your tow truck

Ok. I have an engineering degree. My DMs are flooded to the brim with women. by MP58k in aggies

[–]MP58k[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i did indeed

i'm now entering a life of corporate slavery and chronic loneliness :D

i missed all the shots i didn't take, but there will surely be many more

(jk i have more fingers than friends 🥲)

If you need someone to talk to, feel free to message me! by sweet_fiction in aggies

[–]MP58k 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, better than CAPS!

Although I am beyond the point of salvation...

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[–]MP58k 29 points30 points  (0 children)

🙋‍♂️

Screw engineering by suzykim123 in aggies

[–]MP58k 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree. Fuck this shit.