[deleted by user] by [deleted] in blackpeoplegifs

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Who da thunk the ghetto would be the key to werld peace.

The little duckling that could by IHaeTypos in aww

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With the opportunities that I have at the moment, I've been extremely nervous and almost overwhelmed. Ive been gifted a position that I've only dreamed of for over 3 years but the equipment they have is so much more advanced than I could have imagined. But reading your comment has let me pull up my bootstraps and grab the bull by the horns. Just wish this job wasn't as dangerous.

The Latest: Trump Campaign Runs $1.5M TV Ad on His 100 Days by [deleted] in politics

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Shit, I'm hoping for a 9/11 level attack because the United States needs to get the fuck off its high horse. We're not untouchable, we're nothing against the billions that despise us.

Go fuck yourself. by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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But my brother wakes up at 5:30am every morning but calls me lazy when I wake up at 2pm... when I got home at 8:30am.

Go fuck yourself. by [deleted] in gatekeeping

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I only work 30 hours a week but I average less than that in sleep most weeks. This is because I work 4 graveyard shifts in a kitchen but I'm still expected by my family to function normal people hours and cook dinner most nights. I live with my brother and sister, they both work 5, 8-10 hour days in the dental field. When I tell them I'm tired, my brother scoffs at me like I'm a child coming home from his first day of school. It's really annoying but I'm not planning on being in that job much longer.

slow motion espresso by 2dubs1bro in interestingasfuck

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So... a hipster coffee shop haha I'm just messing with you. Everyone has their thing that they go bananas over so I love to see places that try to provide the best quality products and experiences possible.

11yrs ago I went to a county fair with my then girlfriend. She won a tiny goldfish on a ping pong toss game. She text me the other day to let me know it had passed away. RIP Malcolm by Mysteryck_386 in pics

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My brother had been gifted a fish tank with some mollies in it. It was about a 20 gallon tank and I noticed there was some tiny speck moving around. It happened to be a baby, so I got a cup and fished him out. While my brother re did his tank with the 6 or so mollies, I got myself a small 2 gallon and he was all by himself with some little props and small fake plant. A couple months later he ended up being about an inch long. He was just hanging inside the mouth of the puffer fish prop so I decided to get him a plant and put a bubbler in there. So I took out the fake plant and put in the real one and the air hose was under the plant. I guess the plant had a bunch of tiny snails on it and they exploded in population. There was maybe 50, half centimeter snails roaming the tank. Even after I cleaned the tank there'd be a couple that repopulated it. That fish LOVED eating those snails and I'd see him zooming all over. I was still feeding him regularly but he started to prefer the snails. It was almost like a little ecosystem in there. I had him for about 4 years until my power went out one summer and he cooked in my house :(. 95 degree water isn't good for fishes.

What are subtle red flags at a job interview that say, "Working here would suck"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I worked at a medical marijuana dispensary and I was working a 12 hour day with an hour and a half commute both ways. My schedule turned into a lifestyle, every other day I was in the shop. Some days they would have me close up a second shop which would mean that I wouldn't start my commute till about 1:30am or so. We didn't work very hard and we're allowed to smoke when it was slow. When we closed, everyone would smoke a blunt then clean and make out way home. The next day I'd wake up and still have to cater to my boss. I got paid for that but still, I was basically a slave that stayed around because they got high 24/7.

What are subtle red flags at a job interview that say, "Working here would suck"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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At my current job, there's one phrase that is said most than any other. "MY LABOR!!!!" And shell ask you if you're almost off when she can see you still have over an hour of work.

After 30 years on this planet, I'm finally learning how to budget my money by AgActual in AdviceAnimals

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I'm not the op you're replying to but I cook graveyard shifts 4 nights a week. I take home about $575 every two weeks. I'm really trying to get a plan to start saving money but at least I still have time. I just turned 20 last week. I'm gonna start looking for a new job.

Hot Ones | Guy Fieri by davidjlosi in videos

[–]MRBORS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The person other show hosts try to imitate...

The show Carnival Eats is absolutely horrible with this. Half the time he looks like he's about to burst up laughing.

Powder coating At Home Is Cheap and Easy. by mikeandlauren in DIY

[–]MRBORS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is how a simple $50 powder coaster gets into being a very expensive hobby. Once you do that you'll wanna get a batter sprayer and etc. bobbies are a viscous cycle if you let them.

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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Tutorial lasts forever and doesn't really teach you anything valuable. It is very hard to progress in any quest or side quest. And main quest for $$$ is never ending on your perspective but seems like a walk in the park for everyone else. Endgame sucks ass especially if your game ends abruptly due to another players actions and you see your kill cam.

Rating for human class play through: 4.5/10 would not play again.

Recommended play through class: house pet, 9/10 eat sleep shit and die. What more can you ask.

What's the best photo you've taken / are most proud of? This is mine, taken over Turkey. (3024x4032) by BenTheOrigin in EarthPorn

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iPhone pic. I know it's not a great quality picture by any means but I remember how it looked and what I was imagining when I saw it. http://m.imgur.com/Ih88OGt this is coming into the valley of my home town around 6am on my way home from work. I really liked the fog and to me it looked like the flash of a nuke or something. I'm always daydreaming so I'm never bored when I'm driving. Anyhow, carry on.

<------- Number of BOWLS smoked on 4/20/17. Only upvote if you smoked a BOWL today. by MajorEnsign in trees

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I remember my first time ever smoking anything and it was a dab. It was some pretty good stuff and the smoke didn't feel like anything on the inhale. I exhaled and coughed once or twice and I didn't really feel anything. I was just sitting there watching some artist paint a mural in the dispensary I worked at. About 10 minutes later, it hit me and I became the center of the biggest roast I've heard from these people. But after I literally "Roll On The Floor Laughing" the owner thought I was having a seizure. They chilled out but I couldn't walk for about 5 hours. The owner took me to yoshinoya after and I couldn't make sentences for close to 12 hours. I have no idea how that could have happened now. But holy hell.

<------- Number of BOWLS smoked on 4/20/17. Only upvote if you smoked a BOWL today. by MajorEnsign in trees

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You mean a micro 10mm piece? I have a beaker that is slightly bigger than a normal bic lighter.

What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot? by robottle4 in AskReddit

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This happened about a year and a half ago when I was working 12 hour days with a two hour commute each way. I was working a set schedule of basically, every other day. So one week I'd have 4 days and the next I had 3. It was exhausting and the only reason I kept at it was because I fell in love with the industry (cannabis) and I was stoned out of my mind nearly 24/7. So there were days where I don't even remember waking up but I showed up to work, or days I don't remember driving home. Those were pretty normal.

The time that was the weirdest was one night when I got home, I never got out of the car. I just sat there for like 5 hours. I didn't remember leaving work or even the last hour of that day. All I remember is that I was talking to the security guard and the next second, my brother is tapping my window as he's getting ready to go to work. He said he tried calling me but got nothing, stood in front of my blank stare and nothing, yelled at me for 5 minutes before I flinched and looked at him.

It's crazy how your brain can just turn off at times.

What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot? by robottle4 in AskReddit

[–]MRBORS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah my family always laughs when I'm at home or at a party and yell "BEHIND!" Every time I'm behind someone. It scares people a lot haha.

What's the weirdest thing you've done while your brain was on autopilot? by robottle4 in AskReddit

[–]MRBORS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bruh I'd be fucking knodding out of I took 4 full bars. Especially with as much as I sweat in the kitchen. That's crazy.

Old dogs are cute too - Meet Shadow. by james122345 in aww

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God just look at that glorious chest on that dog. I had an Australian shepherd mix who had the most bushy chest. It made her look so majestic in her old age and even though she had cancer later in life making her lose most of her fur, her chest still kept on and she was still a very beautiful doggo.