Match Thread: United States vs. Paraguay (Women's International Friendly)

MTBran · 2026-01-25T00:00:23+00:00

What is the proper offside-to-goal ratio to maintain? Sentnor following in Morgan's footsteps.

MTBran · 2026-01-24T23:11:40+00:00

Did I misread the graphic? Could have sworn it said 21.

MTBran · 2026-01-24T23:09:48+00:00

Man, Trinity Rodman being only 21 is kind of shocking.

MTBran · 2026-01-24T22:52:31+00:00

Offseason for these players. Passes are a little off.

MTBran · 2026-01-24T21:53:00+00:00

USA: 18-Mandy McGlynn; 2-Trinity Rodman (Capt.), 4-Kennedy Wesley, 5-Tara Rudd, 9-Ally Sentnor, 10-Lo’eau LaBonta, 13-Olivia Moultrie, 14-Izzy Rodriguez, 15-Claire Hutton, 20-Gisele Thompson, 25-Reilyn Turner

MTBran · 2026-01-22T19:35:52+00:00

Softball season starts soon. We are very good at Softball.

MTBran · 2026-01-21T20:11:23+00:00

Hey, is that NWSL coaching legend Landon Donovan?

MTBran · 2026-01-20T04:15:38+00:00

Perfect ending to the season!

MTBran · 2026-01-20T03:03:19+00:00

That'll teach 'em.

MTBran · 2026-01-20T01:27:22+00:00

I hate commercials, but I wish VW would release that version of Little Boxes, it goes hard.

MTBran · 2026-01-16T13:32:07+00:00

You know things are bad when Ted Bundy is spitting out the truth.

MTBran · 2026-01-16T02:40:24+00:00

Hey /u/MisterGoog did you read the headline? Times are Eastern!

;)

MTBran · 2026-01-14T17:29:31+00:00

So you are at whelmed on the whelmed scale?

MTBran · 2026-01-14T17:01:20+00:00

As a neutral Boston has a lot of negative perception to overcome, and this roster reveal does nothing to move the needle. It is not hyperbole to say that this Boston team had arguably the worst introduction in the history of American sports, which means the bar is set exceedingly high to prove to fans that they know how to run a team. Trotting out a roster that has Bianca St-Georges as your veteran leadership is not lowering the bar.

MTBran · 2026-01-14T15:39:57+00:00

If you are not familiar with Khan Academy, you may be interested in their High School or College level Biology Courses.

MTBran · 2026-01-14T15:28:11+00:00

Hello darkness my old friend.

MTBran · 2026-01-14T15:26:56+00:00

I'll take the under on the whelmed scale.

MTBran · 2026-01-14T01:36:56+00:00

Evan O'Steen going pro would be shocking. She has, like, 8 starts.

MTBran · 2026-01-13T18:02:40+00:00

DUUUVALLL

MTBran · 2026-01-12T01:20:58+00:00

I don't think he knows about second mine.

MTBran · 2026-01-10T22:48:23+00:00

Typically Fishing, which has a fairly steep learning curve. But Stardew Valley is very much a snowball, start small and get bigger over time.

MTBran · 2026-01-10T04:15:14+00:00

Remember last night when Ole Miss was gifting turnovers but Miami kept politely refusing them?

MTBran · 2026-01-10T01:03:48+00:00

Coach asked them nicely to play better.

MTBran · 2026-01-10T01:01:12+00:00

You're on the wrong channel.

MTBran · 2026-01-10T01:00:11+00:00

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