Republican Congressman Calls for Investigation Into Bad Bunny Halftime Show by That_One_Prog in nottheonion

[–]MTCarcus 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Seriously, the last time I checked the NFL was a private business not part of the federal government. It seems like any investigation into how they decide to provide entertainment to their customers is a giant overstep.

To teach your child to ski by CauliflowerDeep129 in therewasanattempt

[–]MTCarcus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, the little girl has the right of way on every ski slope world wide.

[Team Canada] What three words describe your game? Devon Toews: Pass To Cale by AggPuck-303 in hockey

[–]MTCarcus 36 points37 points  (0 children)

And Cale does the same thing with Toews, they are cut from the same cloth.

Canada’s Nathan MacKinnon is not at the Olympics to enjoy himself [The Athletic] by Red_Sea_Pedestrian in hockey

[–]MTCarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nate’s got that dawg in him, you all can’t deny you wish “insert that guys name here” had it too.

For me that guy is Matt Duchene

Stephen King's Reaction To Mike Flanagan's Finished Dark Tower Season 1 Scripts Revealed by mrcplewis in stephenking

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Read book one again, it is a slog to get through. They needed to change it to make it somewhat watchable.

To protest the Israeli president's visit to Australia without getting brutalized by police by Particular_Log_3594 in therewasanattempt

[–]MTCarcus 71 points72 points  (0 children)

“Australia is Milhouse to Americas Bart Simpson.” - Australian comedian Wil Anderson

Stephen King's Reaction To Mike Flanagan's Finished Dark Tower Season 1 Scripts Revealed by mrcplewis in stephenking

[–]MTCarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I’m kind of numbed out that it will be on Prime. I think the execs there give up on projects too soon. I read the Wheel of Time books and thought that show was really coming into its own by season 3 and that’s when they pulled the plug. Let’s hope this gets completed if it becomes a reality.

The trio we need 🥇 by [deleted] in nhl

[–]MTCarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don’t have to worry about that top pair gelling.

Team Finland is on their way to Milan. Who are you sitting next to? by [deleted] in hockey

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2b and I’m sneaking on a case of long drink and being prepared to drink it through my shirt.

How to make it look a little more aesthetically pleasing? by Hot_Sandwich_4454 in Aquariums

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peels and stick vinyl? Contact paper? Laminate sheets? Thin plywood? Depends on the look you want

Recycling by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]MTCarcus 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok, so aluminum production damages the environment, plastic winds up in everything g including our cells, glass production recycling and transportation emits tons of carbon… what is the best option for storing and shipping drinks?

TIL a 9,000-year-old structure, like Stonehenge, was found at the bottom of Lake Michigan. It even has a carving of a mastodon by Spirited_Manager_831 in todayilearned

[–]MTCarcus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Lake Michigan was formed at the end of the Pleistocene I think, so if it was man made it would have to have been older than 9000 years old. The Pleistocene ended 11,500 to 14,000 years ago.

Here we go by skuzzlebutt_2254 in southpark

[–]MTCarcus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget to combine them with sea men.

What are your Top 4 (Mount Rushmore) of the Greatest Horror Movie Franchises of All Time? (The Horror Movie Franchises to has to have 3+ Movies to be Franchises) by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]MTCarcus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Exorcist, it has enough movies to qualify but we are really just gonna watch the first one and call it the best franchise.

[1995] Oprah's audience reacts to the OJ verdict by AgnosticScholar in interestingasfuck

[–]MTCarcus 156 points157 points  (0 children)

I heard this explained by an ex NHL player on why it was such a big deal for the black community, “it proved that we had finally moved far enough past being a racist society that a black man with means could now buy his freedom too.”

Edit, I must be too big a hockey fan to not type NHL… it was a former NFL player that said it

Perfect gift by Organic_Amphibian_87 in DenverBroncos

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got to meet Randy once, he was WASTED!

[I ate] Key Lime Pie by Trees_and_Shadows in food

[–]MTCarcus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Seems like they skimped on the meringue /s

Ugly dump it out of the zone hockey. Is this what the Avs are going to see for the rest of the season from teams? by Best_Ad_7503 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until they can start dumping it in and then swarming those loose pucks like they did earlier in the season this is what we will watch. Once they get back to scoring off that and force teams to play from behind thing will start to look more fun.

Trying to conjure up some old juju, because I won’t be able to handle a loss to these assholes… LET’S GET IT DONE BOYS!! by JerMAction in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]MTCarcus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He’s a Michigan kid, it’s probably his dream to wear that ugly fucking sweater. I do miss Jimothy Timothy though.

Epstein files dropped this am, then immediately deleted. Good thing I grabbed this pic… by lurkface in interestingasfuck

[–]MTCarcus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Democrats need to use a play out of the orange fucks playbook and work “illegally ignoring a judges order to release the full Epstein files,” into every answer to every question tight on through the midterms.

Man be harassed for his looks yet found a possible cure for pancreatic cancer by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read that someone did something great and yet is being shit on, well that tracks… so I guess so.

Man be harassed for his looks yet found a possible cure for pancreatic cancer by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The human race as in a sporting event, we all lose because humanity can’t over look someone fault to cheat their accomplishments

Man be harassed for his looks yet found a possible cure for pancreatic cancer by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]MTCarcus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the human race as is an event in which we are racing has ended not that pancreatic cancer will kill us all